1. Two assistant managers of a corporate grocery store vie for a coveted promotion. 2. Two spoiled guys become competitive stepbrothers after their single parents get hitched. 3. Two rival Medieval shows vie for supremacy in the world of Renaissance Faires.
Date Archives December 2007
Endgame
Cheeses cripes, people! "I just learned that Aaron, one of our contributors, was found dead early this morning." "I never thought Adam would actually…" "Hornblower's not answering his phone." [sigh] I guess I overthought it. • Previously on Adam Riff™
Adam Ramblings 6
» I'm happy to report that Rory is safe and in protective custody. » Rest in peace, Aaron. You leave a hole in our site that will be difficult to fill. In memoriam » Jimmy V Week is mercifully over. It's safe to return to…
Breaking
I just learned that Aaron, one of our contributors, was found dead early this morning. [pause] I never thought Adam would actually… Hornblower's not answering his phone. FUCK.
Cajun-style!
Two girls, one cup? [yawn] A Delaware man has filed suit against doctors, claiming a horrific surgical mix-up left him urinating feces and discharging urine from his bowels. The lawsuit states that doctors botched the reversal of a colostomy by stapling Swain's colon to his…
Three more consonants and a vowel
Michel Gondry's Be Kind Rewind premieres at the 2008 Sundance Film Festival, along with Choke, an adaptation of Chuck Palahniuk's novel, and The Mysteries of Pittsburgh, an adaptation of Michael Chabon's novel by the writer/director of Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story. I want to attend…
Chow mein on pizza
Ahhhhhhhhhh! Latke pop! Pop and latkes — two of my favourites — together! I wonder if the latke pop tastes better if you add some of the apple sauce pop. I wish the pack also included matzah ball soda — a la Orbitz, perhaps —…
Actual questions under "Basketball" on Yahoo! Answers
Do U Think Somebody Who Started Playing Basketball At Age 11 Could Be "Like Mike"? Do you think Kobe sold his soul to the devil? How come my shots arent improving even though im practicing? Who is in Charles Barkley's fave five? How tall will…
Triumph of the Will
• Unbelieveable! This Is Not Butter! • Hannes Broecker – Drink Away The Art
Nature abhors a vacuum
In the waning days of eighth grade, I asked our class president to sign my yearbook. She wrote "Have a good summer! KIT" followed by her phone number. I didn't have a good summer, and we didn't keep in touch. If you want to keep…