Date Archives May 2008
Hold Me Tight, Let Me Go
Hours? For a pizza? A Papa John's pizza? I shouldn't talk. I once waited four hours in line to see the movie Spy Game. Erik Reichenbach from Hell, Michigan stands accused of being the "dumbest Survivor ever," and he can't argue. Wiki: Hell's main export…
Tout est parfait
FedEx just delivered a package and, as I do with all packages delivered to the office, I opened it. Inside was Viagra. For my boss. [pause] You guys! He's gonna know that I saw! I can't exactly re-seal the envelope! awwwwwwkward The envelope is marked…
They so gassed, if a bitch sucked they dick, they'd probably cum helium
Because when I think of Hanukkah, I think of flying fish roe and salmon skin. Shrimp tempura needs more shrimp and less vegetables. Who wants to eat battered, deep-fried broccoli or squash? Even the potato slice is unappetizing. Aji tataki is the apotheosis of sashimi….
From the guys that brought you Knocked Up
Previously on Adam Riff: An American Crime, which just premiered at Sundance, dramatizes "the single worst crime perpetrated against an individual in Indiana's history." After reading Wikipedia's primer, I'm inclined to say it's the single worst crime perpetrated against an individual in ALL of history….
Burning Question
I intended to ask whether Adam on The Paper is Jewish or Hispanic. Then I saw this clip. He's Jewish. Like most of the cast. What an eclectic collection of Jews!
Green Porno?
Green Porno.
Teenage Wasteland
On the drive to work today, I heard "Fly" by Sugar Ray on Star 101.3, and Super Cat's breakdown the best part of the song was missing! I guess it was too ethnic for an adult contemporary station. For a long time, I…
Wii want a PS3
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