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Date Archives October 2008
Dumbledore Calrissian
Oh, Banksy… The trailer for Body of Lies is easily the least appealing trailer I've seen all year. The film looks so unnecessary. I'd see Body of Lice, though. "What's eating Gilbert Grape's brother?" I hope The Asylum is reading. Speaking of The Asylum… [facepalm]…
Rare Squab
Q: How do you arouse a male corpse? A: Put Magic Shell on its wiener. Subway's Veggie Delite is a rip-off. Its filling is just toppings! It's like an ice cream cone filled with sprinkles. According to Caller ID, a man named Randy Leahy called…
Lowfat
At lunch, on Bloomberg Television: "Breaking News: NASDAQ Composite Advances Nearly 1%." Bust out the champagne.
Freud Rage
I'm troubled by a dream I had last night in which I stuffed a little boy inside a gallon jug of milk and shook it violently as he drowned.
My moral standing is lying down
McCain may have worked with Feingold, Lieberman and Feinstein, but Obama would use a time machine to go back and prevent the Holocaust. [source] I didn't see the debate, but I caught a bit of the aftermath on CNN. Alleged undecideds complained that Obama and…
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I plan to celebrate with some tapas and cocaaaaiiiiine!