"the voice of Stephen Colbert…" Kerry Weaver pwned. Comedy sketch idea: Dancing with the Stars hosted by Harrison Bergeron. I'm struggling to consume 17 hours of television a week in between sporting events and film screenings. My current top ten: 1. Friday Night Lights 2….
Date Archives October 2008
Dead on arrival
In 2004, Aaron produced a student film in style of Jackass and distributed it to friends and family on VHS cassettes. Tushar and I saw the film and eagerly "acquired" it for DVD release, cobbling together (with Aaron's help) the original digital footage, box art,…
Headfirst slide into Cooperstown on a bad bet
Future Theo will right the ship. I wish I could travel back in time and stop the man who conceived in-game interviews with managers and coaches. I've been reading about baseball players on Wikipedia and an absurd number of them are married fathers under 25….
The Hotness
Bobby Lee played McCain on Madtv? Colin Powell acted "black" in London? John McCain uhhh…
Emptying the bench
• LaDanian Tomlinson and Troy Polamalu in "Fate" directed by David Fincher (Fight Club) • Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks in "This Is Not Sex" directed by Tony Kaye (American History X) I wish I had cameras implanted in my eyeballs so I could photograph…
Lemurs, Man. Lemurs.
EPIC. The music reminds me of Hans Zimmer's score for The Rock. After listening to Weird Al's lame T.I. parody about the economy, I thought I could conceive a better song parody off the top of my head. Ahem. "Paper Palins" I hide like Ayers,…
Ultra Carb Diet Carpooling Stupid Fucking Life
FALCONS WIN! FALCONS WIN! September 23 marked the day humanity used all the resources nature will generate this year. Globally, we now require the equivalent of 1.4 planets to support our lifestyles. [source] • Dubai aims for kilometre-tall tower
Snips and snails and puppy dogs' tails
I need to settle on a Halloween character soon. I played with liquid latex to create a Two-Face look, but Rick Baker I'm not, and I don't want to half-ass Two-Face. Chang with a Krang on my belly would be even more complicated. Anton Chigurh…