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Date Archives December 2008
Sliding in and out of a laceration
East Coast bias Did you know? San Diego State is number two in the country in undergraduate applications, behind (cough) UCLA. related: Students at San Diego State were offered discount prices on cocaine as part of a campus-wide drug-dealing operation. I like the last graf…
Divine Secrets
Sequel idea: He both cannot lie and must answer "yes."
Whatever You Like
Not only are we going after Sabathia, we're going after Burnett and Teixeira and Manny and Lowe and Sheets, and we're going after Peavy and Varitek and Furcal, and we're going after Smoltz and Cameron and Burrell and Bonds, and then we're going to the…
Pop Skull
SF Sketchfest 09 highlights: The State Kevin Allison, Michael Ian Black, Robert Ben Garant, Todd Holoubek, Michael Patrick Jann, Kerri Kenney-Silver, Thomas Lennon, Joe Lo Truglio, Ken Marino, Michael Showalter and David Wain Live performances "Wet Hot American Summer" Screening with David Wain, Michael Showalter,…
Last among contenders of the super featherweights
In 2006, Jon Wilcox and I collaborated on a webcomic. We produced five Unemployman strips before I left Chicago. I've been itching to write webcomics again. We'll see if Wilcox is up for illustrating. For now:
Snow Falling on Seavers
Man, Mike Seaver was so fuckin' cool. Now Kirk Cameron is an evangelical who won't even kiss an actress playing his wife. And Ricky Schroder is a gun-toting conservative.
The Top 5 Death Scenes of 2008
Hurry and watch before YouTube removes them! 5. Fleet Foxes – Fleet Foxes 4. Lil' Wayne – Tha Carter III 3. Er… 5. Death by Daewoo Lanos (Pineapple Express) 4. Death by Sunlight (Let the Right One In) 3. Death by Flare (Donkey Punch) 2….
The Day I Paused Repeatedly
Boy survives shot through the eye with an arrow • Korean boy SINGING Mariah Carey's "TOUCH MY BODY" • World of Warcraft restaurant opens in Beijing