I want to punch this 12-year-old food critic in the face so badly. I realized today what a BLT is and… bacon is the only protein in the sandwich? WHAT? Seeing white males eating burrito bowls at Chipotle inexplicably riles me up. I just want…
Date Archives November 2009
The Gloaming
New Moon premiere or Survivor Series? I've seen a few interviews with Taylor Lautner and 1. He's only 17? 2. He has a Zellweger/Federer/Tebow face. I just want to unpinch it. 3. His voice and speech are odd. It's like… if Jonathan Taylor Thomas enunciated…
OMGWTFDVD
Five college kids heading home for Thanksgiving break cross paths with an evil fowl mouthed turkey who's possessed by an ancient Indian curse. [source] • The OMGWTFDVD Collection
No one's first and you're next
Oof. I thought my team was embarrassed… In 1973, Tennessee beat Temple 11 to 6. With no shot clock to stop them, Temple pass[ed] the ball back and forth for minutes at a time. Temple held the ball for the final 11:44 of the first…
Old School
WWE Films is reportedly developing an Undertaker origin film set in the Old West. I hope Kane and Paul Bearer are supporting characters. From the Wikipedia entry for Kane's "unauthorized" biography: The Undertaker [was] supposedly capable of mystical feats, which Kane was supposedly capable of…
We were dead before the ship even sank
Kansas is gonna slaughter UCLA.
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We drank on the roof and pissed on the city
Proof of Pacquiao's own confidence came from the concert he scheduled at Mandalay Bay, a full eight songs to be sung less than two hours after the fight concluded. [source] Sadly, Belichick had to re-schedule his show at the Murat Theatre to a later date….
Weekend Nachos
Who was responsible for 2012's $225 million weekend? Asian people flock to schlockbusters and will laugh at every silly joke. This is a fact. 2012 Roland Emmerich's The Day After Tomorrow and 2012 both end with a shot of Earth from outer space. if: external…