On Friday, The Jay Leno Show welcomes Glenn Beck and Kate Gosselin. [pause] On Friday, everything that's wrong with television. In an interview with Barbara Walters, Kate Gosselin said that her kids are devastated. "They cried in the van on the way home from school…
Date Archives December 2009
The Year in Band Names
• Ska Skank Redemption • Fuckface Unstoppable • Skablow Eskabar • Prostitute Disfigurement • Paradise Titty The Year in Band Names
You look like I need a drink
[facepalm] It's like manifest destiny. Russia has already produced two The Best Movie and The Best Movie 2 with a third one set for release next month. Evidently, Russia produces enough films to support (at least) three parody movies. Coverage of Russian cinema…
Class of 2007
Our favourite songs. One per year. Side A (curated by Jon) 8. Frank Turner "The Real Damage" As someone who's partial to music, I appreciate song lyrics more as phonics than words. The lyrics to "The Real Damage," however, struck a chord with my…
Eight Full Hours of Sleep
Star Wars-inspired 59Fifty caps My boss handed me two gray Trekkie/Under Armour hybrid shirts "Jon, try these on. I need to know which size fits you better." "Oh gawd," I thought. "This is what we're wearing at CES. Kill me now." I looked at the…
Pints of Guinness Make You Strong
I wonder what two bottoms do when they end up hooking up inadvertently. Imagine them both "presenting" themselves for each other. Awkward! [source] Requiem for a Dream? Previously on Adam Riff: Idea: Celebrity Double Dates, a reality series. [sigh] What could be: Ryan Adams and…
The 10 Most Memorable Sex Scenes of 2009
The following videos contain strong language, violence and frontal nudity (both male and female). Viewer discretion is advised. To avoid inevitable violations of YouTube community guidelines, we're hosting most of the clips on our own server this year. Pause and permit buffering if necessary. This…
I will collect my hemorrhoid donut and bid you adieu
The bickering gay brothers on The Amazing Race finished second. I pray the bickering Voltaggio brothers on Top Chef finish second too. MTV UK adapted Laguna Beach and considered adapting The Hills. Idea: Jersey Shore with chavs! We were the kings and queens of promise…
Bill Dance's classic bloopers
veteran fisherman Bill Dance's classic bloopers
The 10 Best Weezer Songs of the Decade
10. "Troublemaker" 9. "Hash Pipe" 8. "Photograph" 7. "Can't Stop Partying" 6. "The Greatest Man That Ever Lived (Variations on a Shaker Hymn)" 5. "Perfect Situation" 4. "If You're Wondering If I Want You To (I Want You To)" 3. "Beverly Hills" 2. "Death and…