—No television show looks better in HD than Futurama. —Is this an Oldboy homage on Ugly Americans? —Nathan Fielder and Zombie Randall deserve better than Comedy Central. 32. Louis C.K. defends masturbation (Louie, S02E08) "Shakespeare, definitely." Honourable mention: » (Curb Your Enthusiasm, S08E05) » CM…
Date Archives August 2011
King's Crossing
Previously on Adam Riff™: Steven: I kinda just want to buy a plane ticket already and get out, and then figure it out. Jon: Just up and move to Seattle, eh? Like vagrants. Jon: Hmm… Steven: I'm big on astrology stuff. Steven: This month is…
Nobody cares. We all got sorrows.
At a farmers' market, I witnessed a taco vendor futilely try to sell a white mother on beef tongue, and thought, "This is why hockey will never be popular in America." "You're not even gonna try some lengua?" I thought. "It's delicious!" On paper, hockey…
Whitefish, Sable, Cream Cheese, Capers, Onions
Not to be outdone by Joe Montana hawking Shape-ups, Jerry Rice licensed himself and his dog for shovelware. Quarterback seven-on-seven dog football on 12 interactive fields – like outer space! Mix and match 20 dog breeds with sundry hats! Tackle Jerry Rice on a sled!
I'm deaf from hearing my own voice proclaiming that I'll make a choice
—Brett thought you were 21. I said, "No, Jon only acts 21." —I look and act 21, do I? Any advantage in the employment game… —I think I found the problem. W3 says that "IE8 and earlier do not support multiple background images on one…
Keegan's Club
1 —You know how you decreed that "ape shall not kill ape"? Well, bonobos do not seem to discriminate in their sexual behaviour by age. —Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape! Paedos of the Planet of the Apes Summer 2013 2…
You watch him like I watch rock documentaries
LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON, NBC We 8/10: Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, Joe Buck CONAN, TBS Th 8/11: Denis Leary, Sheamus
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
31. Jew Them Up! feat. David Cross (Jon Benjamin Has a Van, S01E09) Honourable mention: » Women's Moto X Enduro (X Games 17, 07-31-11) » Last supper at El Bulli (Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, S07E12) » Louis C.K. and Dane Cook's worked shoot (Louie, S02E07)…