Steven: What's the worst that can happen? Jon: We fail at adulthood for the umpteenth time. Steven: Exactly! Steven: I kinda just want to buy a plane ticket already and get out, and then figure it out. Jon: Just up and move to Seattle, eh?…
Date Archives August 2011
Go swallow the summer and choke on the fumes
—What? —Consuming a Slurpee in a Whole Foods, it's gauche. —Alienade just tastes like blue Icee to me. —Idea: Artisan Slurpees. Cereal milk. Sriracha melon. Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA. —You know what really grinds my gears? That we have to jockey for position on…
Satan Sandwich
Q: Which direct-to-video film starring Cuba Gooding Jr. and Christian Slater should I see: Lies and Illusions (2009) or Sacrifice (2011)? The synopsis of Lies and Illusions is more interesting, A self help author is hunted by thugs who believe the writer holds millions of…
The New Pollution
So what do we all think about BBC's Mad Men/Rubicon hybrid starring Jimmy McNulty? Halfway through the series, I find it…tedious. Breaking Bad I don't understand the fuss over Anna Gunn's weight gain. I don't notice it at all. The Drunk and on Drugs Happy…
Mario Speedwagon
—Forget Hum. Look at that fucking viking ship line-up. —Are Doomriders releasing another album? —Not that I know of. —Touche Amore – I almost booked them for Thranksgiving. —Give it up, Jon. —How many music festivals does Austin need? —San Francisco hosts just as many…
Fantasy MLB Commissioner
Ben: oh STOP IT Ben: just STOP IT Ben: you are making the xfl Jon: you mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling » Eliminate divisions, and divide the 32 30 teams up into a 16-team Premier League and a 14-team Major League,…