Previously on Adam Riff™: Fantasy MLB Commissioner MLB Consultant A few more ideas: » The amount of champagne available for a team to celebrate with depends on how many runs they scored against and how many batters they struck out on the team they just…
Date Archives October 2013
The One Man Tent
Jack Black on Festival Supreme, Tenacious D's comedy/music festival: We got four stages. There's a giant stage, a medium size, an intimate stage for the stand-up comedy. But then the fourth stage is the one man tent, and it's just Neil Hamburger, by himself, and…
So far I have not found the science
Jon: Well? B: I don't… Jon: [sigh] I'm Biaggio from The Kings of Summer! B: The kings of what? Jon: Heh. I forget how insular the Internet is. Jon: Machete or no machete? […] B: Uhh… A UC Irvine student? Jon, I have kids. Jon:…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
40. "Fuck you, Brad Culpepper!" (Survivor, S27E03) Honourable Mention El Torito (WWE Raw, 09-30-13) Otto (Sons of Anarchy, S06E04)
Eater's Digest: Toronto
Squash Poutine (Oddseoul) cheese curds, curried gravy, kewpie mayo, kimchee Oddseoul was the best place I ate at in Toronto, and its squash poutine was the best thing I ate in Toronto. The cubes of squash were shockingly crisp. Bulgogi Cheesesteak (Oddseoul) O.S. Wings (Oddseoul)…
I'm lower than the dirt with no roots left to find
They couldn't get all the Workaholics? I know Anders is on The Mindy Project, but the fuck is Blake doing that he can't go on a cruise? My edits: Nathan For You is Kendrick Lamar. Freaks and Geeks is Tupac. Chappelle's Show is Biggie. Seems…
I'm no good, you're no better
guys what if gifs create a universe within the gif where it's actually hell because the person in that gif is forever doomed to repeat the same action over and over and over. There's gifs on my blog that have been there since 2009. Buddy…