Date Archives March 2014
Tiny dots on an endless timeline
UPS nailed the casting for its latest commercial. What's Become of the Tech Scene? Sometime around the third day of SXSW Interactive, I started forgetting exactly why I'd come. The Austin-based event I'd signed up for had been advertised as a tech conference, but when…
I gave up being straight edge for Lent
I saw this ad in a local alt-weekly: Then I saw this on MediMarts' website: A Memorial Day-themed cannabis cupcake is a thing that exists. Never forget temporarily. Used to be Taco Bell Our goal is to find old Taco Bell buildings, and show what…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
11. Racism (Review, S01E02) Honourable Mention Occupy Raw (WWE Raw, 03-10-14) "Reason not the need" (Justified, S05E09) 'Rise from the grave' trick (Troy, S01E05) The Celery Incident (Portlandia, S04E03) Stray Observations "Small bits of pork throughout the day is what they say." (Bob's Burgers, S04E12)…
Eater's Digest: Colorado
One month ago… root down / curtis park delicatessen / acorn / denver biscuit co. / voodoo doughnut / good chemistry / table 6 / sassafras / mcdevitt taco supply / snooze / the sink / bru / larkburger / glacier homemade ice cream /…
Three Inch Horizontal
Jon: Why do I have to have a bio on [redacted]'s website? Boss: Because you're part of our team. Jon: But I come off as a loser compared to everyone else! I mean… "A student of film in college, Jon views hundreds of films per…
We like it slow, and so it goes
America's most extreme rare stone hunter chases new finds in the world's deadliest destinations. [source] In the foothills of Hickory, North Carolina, four rival barter teams leave no stone unturned in order to find the items that will earn them a weekly paycheck. [source] Zoo…
Ultimate Parkour Fail Compilation 2014
Ultimate Parkour Fail Compilation 2014
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
10. Tear Away (Hannibal, S02E02) Holy shit holy shit holy shit! #networktelevision Honourable Mention Chachi Fight (Girls, S03E09) Ameowadeus (Jimmy Kimmel Live, 03-02-14) Hip Hop History (Portlandia, S04E02) Scott Clam (Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule, S03E02) Job Gets Caught at Church (Banshee, S02E09)…
You said that irony was the shackles of youth
B: Hey, can you drive my dad to the airport? Jon: You know, just because I don't have set work hours doesn't mean I can be your personal Uber. INT. LEXUS – AFTERNOON Jon: So where are you staying? Uncle: The Palazzo. You want to…