[flips through local alt-weekly] Events calendar. Cello Joe? Cello Joe Cello Joe is a dude in flip flops and a fedora, with a mic, a loop pedal and, of course, a cello. He combines these three instruments to make some pretty weird music-think hip-hop cello…
Date Archives March 2014
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
13. Bike messenger Spyke gets a car (Portlandia, S04E05) Honourable Mention Cigarettes will kill you (Justified, S05E11) Charles Barkley swears he has more money than Boomer Esiason, rips on Shaq (Florida vs. UCLA, 03-27-14) Jos. A. Bank ad (Saturday Night Live, S39E16) Chris Fitzpatrick for…
I got more money than Boomer Esiason
The Closer – of arteries! Enjoy it with The Middle Reliever, a Pepto-Bismol shake. Shouldn't it have fries in it too? Because…Pittsburgh. The Starter: Nine types of fries (regular, curly, shoestring, waffle, crinkle, steak, sweet potato, wedge, tater tots) tossed with deep-fried balls of Heinz…
We will light our way with our lanterns on
WWE Superstar R-Truth Speaks On His Possible Collaboration With Wiz Khalifa What other big name features can we expect on your upcoming album besides Wiz Khalifa? I've spoken already with Juvenile. I'm in talks right now with DMX and MGK. I spoke a little bit…
There's a house built out in space
At an extended family dinner: "My sister's children's favourite restaurant is The Village Pub." Me, in my head: [spit-take] Your sister's children's favourite place to eat is a Michelin-starred $$$$ restaurant? "They love the pasta." WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?! Meanwhile: Previously on Adam Riff™: I…
Lakini's Juice
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN… Cracker is still together? "Woo-hoo! Outkast said yes! How much money does that leave us for the undercard?" "Erm…" Rory: Countyfairchella. Jon: Heh. Now I want to listen to "Hook." Jon: [air harmonica] Suck it in suck it in…
Street Fighter: Vega Outtakes
Outtakes from Pete Holmes' "Street Fighter Red Tape: Vega" with Thomas Middleditch
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
12. Infinite television from infinite universes (Rick and Morty, S01E08) Honourable Mention Evolution of the eye (Cosmos, S01E02) Raylan vs. Danny Crowe (Justified, S05E10) Morninghead pitch (Shark Tank, S05E21) Lobotomy (Hannibal, S02E04) Stray Observations "Does it really mean that much to you?" "Yes! Look at…
That's Edward Scissorhands
Previously on Adam Riff™: I am elated that a weekly magic television programme exists (Troy). All of Troy's magic tricks involving iPhones Steven: until someone can fly, david copperfield is the best magician Steven: nobody has touched that one Jon: oh, definitely. david copperfield flying…