Lionsgate, Sony, Paramount, New Line, Weinstein, Relativity and Rogue, Starz, Universal, and Full Moon: Make a rights-sharing deal involving your horror franchises and the planned TV series based on the "Hack/Slash" comics LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PETITION. If the rights to further entries in the…
Date Archives April 2016
This year took so much away and won't give it back
Make Genitalia Safe Again?
Hepatitis Bathtub
Evidently, reports of the music industry's death are greatly exaggerated. $6,000 in fees! I wonder what is the most someone has ever paid in ticket fees. According to ESPN, on StubHub, someone paid $27,500 each for two tickets to see Kobe up close for the…
The best people in life are free
Previously on Adam Riff™: I am chuffed to present Backwash, a podcast by Adam Robot and I. Episode 14: iTunes link 1. How We Met / Weddings / Family Reunions 2. Socks / Shazam for Shirts 3. Odd Ice Cream Flavours / Pinball Ringtone /…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
15. Conan Stars In North Korea's First Late Night Talk Show (Conan in Korea) Honourable Mention Shane McMahon jumps off the Hell in a Cell trying to drop an elbow on The Undertaker (WrestleMania 32) Nick Jonas' guitar solo here is so bad it's actually…
I'm a killing spree in white, eyes like broken Christmas lights
Millennials are killing the napkin industry The URL is "millennials-hate-napkins." Millennials are killing the paper napkin industry. Younger consumers are opting instead for paper towels at the dinner table. I'm pretty sure the paper napkin industry also makes paper towels. Consumers view napkins as a…
Fifty words for murder and I'm every one of them
Today marks the seventh anniversary of Adam Riff™'s Tumblr, The Agony of Defeat. As finding photos for it has become increasingly difficult over the years, I considered killing TAoD today, but I'm only ≈900 posts away from 10,000. I am dreading "covering" another Olympics. The…
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
Here's Bill Simmons' Son Doing Wrestling Finishing Moves
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
14. Undersea Hotel (Saturday Night Live, S41E16) Honourable Mention Break Dance Battle w/ Jon Bernthal and Cuba Gooding Jr. (The Late Late Show with James Corden, 03-28-16) Stray Observations RT: Four minutes in and this is definitely Brian's Emmy episode (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E18)…
Sailing the Seas of Cheese
The Ridiculous Six, The Hateful Eight, and now… Written by Nick Carter! And also starring: Art Alexakis, Crazy Town's Shifty Shellshock, and Gerardo! Idea: A prequel to Dead 7 starring members of Boyz II Men, New Kids on the Block, New Edition, and Menudo –…