10. No Cap (Wheel of Fortune, 01 Mar 2022) Stray Observations "Wait, are you on Instagram or Twitter?" "Hell no." (Euphoria, S02E08) "Get the fuck off of the horse." (Euphoria, S02E08) "I have a lot of 'I'm sorry's' to do, but not a lot of…
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Grueling Madonna boot camp
Previously on Adam Riff™: Did every flavour except the Black History Month one sell out? #PasadenaCA "Screw the moon!" #PasadenaCA
Another feather in your map
Salt Bae is an unserious restaurateur. The Golden Kafes, an entire rack of lamb covered in edible gold, will run you $1250, while the Golden Burger and Golden Baklava, also coated in edible gold for no apparent reason, are priced more reasonably at $180 and…
Reflect upon your woke sky
Previously on Adam Riff™: Paramount+ Orders More "1883" and Another "Yellowstone" Prequel from Taylor Sheridan The new show is titled 1932 and "will follow a new generation of Duttons during the time of Western expansion, Prohibition and the Great Depression." 'Walker: Independence': Justin Johnson Cortez…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
9. Dick, Dick…Boom! (Euphoria, S02E07) Honourable Mention Waves (2022 NBA All-Star Game, 20 Feb 2022) Stray Observations ♫: Alex North – "Spartacus – Love Theme" (Euphoria, S02E07) "Am I everything you wished for? I would love for you to fuck me whenever and however you…
The torture of unwrit youth
Why does "inspired by Taiwan" make me chuckle? Can you be "inspired by a classic flavor combination found in Parisian patisseries" when it's just said flavor combination? How is Icebox Cake inspired by Black History Month? Because Nyesha Arrington is half-black and ate it as…
Poppy Corby-Tuech is Vinda
Trying to save failing bars and restaurants as entertainment wasn't enough, so we made it a competition. Who will try to save their restaurant better: the liar or the exploiter? How do you fairly determine the winner of two separate restaurant rescues? Not sure how…
Goblin Mode
GUARDIANS OF JUSTICE, THE (NETFLIX) Premieres Tuesday, March 1 This unusual seven-episode animated superhero series from Adi Shankar (Castlevania) will shift between numerous animation formats—when it isn't in live-action. [source] PRINCIPAL CAST INFORMATION: • Andy Milonakis • Diamond Dallas Page • Denise Richards • Derek…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
8. No-Selling (jeen-yuhs: A Kanye Trilogy, S01E01) Honourable Mention Stand By Me (Euphoria, S02E06) Vomiting (The Righteous Gemstones, S02E07) Stray Observations "You know what I like about hospitals? They don't need to know how good of a person you are in order to take care…
Jesus Guns Babies
Previously on Adam Riff™ (May 2019): Here it is, your moment of Zen: Here it is, another moment of Zen: Idea: An M. Night Shyamalan film in which the twist is that it's an ad for cryptocurrency. Channing Tatum also DIRECTED Dog?! Channing Tatum's last…