Welp, today is my 40th birthday. My first midlife crisis: Celebrating it with a pimple on my face.
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Ho You Fat
1. I don't believe that Shaq actually enjoys any of the performers at his event. 2. Wish the timing was better for Try Guy Ned to appear and complete the infidelity gauntlet. Las Vegas contains multitudes. Ontario school board defends teacher's right to wear massive…
Baking Onions
Shout-out to this man:
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
40. Muslim Role Play (Ramy, S03E06) Honourable Mention Snoop Dogg's hilariously wrong answers (Celebrity Wheel of Fortune, S03E01) Stray Observations David Tennant's son masturbating naked in a window (House of the Dragon, S01E06) "I took the liberty of beginning without you, Your Grace. It seemed…
You Mexicans
When a Spirit Halloween store opens in a deserted strip mall, three middle school friends who think they've outgrown trick or treating make a dare to spend the night locked inside the store Halloween night. But they soon find out that the store is haunted…
Thatcher's Techbase
Guns III? Oh, it's Young Guns III! I understand that Emilio and Lou are not young anymore, but the adjective is kinda critical to appeal to nostalgia, particularly since "guns" is such a generic noun. Boosie can drop "Lil" and still be recognized; Lil B…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
39. Nonna Lina (Best in Dough, S01E01) Honourable Mention Double L (Los Espookys, S02E02) Stray Observations "I'm just saying, lies pile up. Like credit card debt. You retain an advantage by staying liquid." (Rick and Morty, S06E03) "What the hell did you do in my…
Pleasure Palace
// Toronto, Ontario, Canada None of the public toilets I used in Toronto provided seat covers. No seat covers in a washroom in North America's busiest shopping mall. No seat covers in a washroom in a four-star hotel. No seat covers in a washroom in…
Openly French-Canadian
// Toronto, Ontario, Canada With green papaya, comes great responsibility. Thai and Italian is not a combination I'd encountered before. That Italian classic, Cajun Tilapia. [pause] Uzbek cuisine and photographs of technology and sexuality is also not a combination I'd encountered before. Canada's first coffee…
We
// Toronto, Ontario, Canada Canadian network television advertising fall premieres: These are real shows? Hilary Swank has two Oscars.