Idea: A strip mall featuring a marijuana-themed sandwich shop, a marijuana-themed taco shop, and a marijuana-themed cookie shop. The founder of the marijuana-themed cookie shop chain also founded the MAGA açaí bowl shop chain. A MAGA açaí bowl shop is opening up near me and…
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Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
16. Father and Son (Jerrod Carmichael Reality Show, S01E04) Stray Observations "You love America. Admit it." "I was fascinated and repulsed." "That's what it means to love America." (The Sympathizer, S01E01) "Accepting death isn't surrender. Flowers are only flowers because they fall." (Shogun, S01E09) "Xavier…
Nicotine encased mouth
Cannes Directors' Fortnight Eephus is set against the backdrop of a small-town baseball field where two New England recreation league teams face off for the last time. The film stars renowned documentarian Frederick Wiseman. Uhh…wut? It's like how the director of The Act of Killing…
He just put it in bold
Uhh… At least Detroit isn't an ARTS AND CRAFTS store? Imagine the "Detroit" gateway sign maker didn't have the font used in the design installed on their computer and the text defaulted to Helvetica. Rory: The original design was a death metal logo.
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
15. Kayfabe (Shogun, S01E08) Honourable Mention Beavis and Butt-head (Saturday Night Live, S49E17) Stray Observations </The Regime, S01> "I watched a few, uh, Seinfeld episodes on the plane and shit. You never told me it was a show about weekly ass." "It's not a show…
Second Words in Tarantino Movies
We missed the boat on a comedy sketch in which Don Draper pitches billboards to personal injury lawyers and bail bondspeople. Idea: A docu-series following the creation of said billboards. Brainstorming sessions. Rejected ideas. Client revisions.
Long Boi Gang
We just remaking any '90s films now, huh?
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
14. Jumanji (Saturday Night Live, S49E16) Honourable Mention CM Punk, Drew McIntyre, Seth Rollins Trade Barbs (WWE Raw, 25 Mar 2024) Stray Observations "No, you didn't have no fucking hunch. Know why? 'Cause your fucking shoulders didn't go up." "Your shoulders didn't move." "And that…
This Jew is finna vibrate
Alas, they rescinded it – or he declined? He's just appearing at the two listed events now.
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
13. Unrequited Love (Jerrod Carmichael Reality Show, S01E01) Honourable Mention CM Punk, Drew McIntyre, Seth Rollins Trade Barbs (WWE Raw, 25 Mar 2024) Stray Observations "A man may go to war for many reasons – conquest, pride, power. But a woman is simply at war."…