[googles "first porn star to fuck a hot pocket"] Rory: Try "lean pocket" too. "First porn star" because he definitely won't be the first person to fuck a Hot Pocket. #iwasthere
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The briefcase, the door, and the salad
Netflix Unveils First Details of New Anti-Password-Sharing Measures Instead of forcing new subscribers and driving current but disillusioned subscribers away… Idea: Pay-as-you-go Netflix. $1.00 for every cumulative 24 hours streamed using your account. If three devices concurrently binge an eight-hour series using your account, that's…
The poor, the mentally ill, and the French
1. Avatar $2,923,706,026 2. Avengers: Endgame $2,799,439,100 3. Titanic $2,194,690,964 4. Avatar: The Way of Water $2,117,086,137 5. Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens $2,071,310,218 6. Avengers: Infinity War $2,052,415,039 As of this writing, Zoe Saldana features in 4 of the 6 highest-grossing…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
5. Vigilantes (Extraordinary, S01E03) Honourable Mention Kiss (The Last of Us, S01E02) Lamar emptying his colostomy bag (BMF, S02E04) Stray Observations "There is a lot of people that would say that a woman has a right to do with her body what she likes." "I…
My Year of Dicks
RackaRacka, the twin enfants terribles behind one of my favourite YouTube videos ever — "Our Epic Childhood" (exhumed for posterity) — just sold their Sundance-selected feature directorial debut to A24. [Talk to Me] asks: What if Flatliners was rendered as a Monkey's Paw for the…
2 Blunts 9 Sluts
Cuban Americans and Kevin Sorbo – hatchet job or hagiography? "After creating the biopic about Walt Disney, I felt compelled to continue creating movies about entrepreneurial stories that inspire and inform. Jeff Bezos is the richest man globally, so naturally, people are drawn to knowing…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
4. Ryan Sinclair (Paul T. Goldman, S01E05) Honourable Mention First challenge (MILF Manor, S01E01) Feet person (MILF Manor, S01E01) Spielberg $1000 (Jeopardy!, 17 Jan) Stray Observations "Quick question: Aren't mail-order brides a form of sex trafficking?" (Paul T. Goldman, S01E05) "I was thinkin' we'd make…
Yo, that's a big old dong, man
How blessed are we to get a MILF dating show and a DILF dating show in the same month? Single moms date each other's sons. Gay "daddies" date "himbos" with relationship advice from Stormy Daniels.
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
3. Dr. K (Paul T. Goldman, S01E04) Honourable Mention Cholo Dominik (WWE Raw, 09 Jan 23) Bugs, maggots, and roaches raining repeatedly on Kate and Cirie (The Traitors, S01E08) Stray Observations "Dang, can you blink? Is this one of those stranger things? What's your favorite…