Jurassic World Bubbles Up Jimmy Buffett Figure Jurassic World fans and Parrotheads alike fondly remember Jimmy Buffett's cameo "saving" two margaritas as dimorphodons attack and swarm Jurassic World attendees. • Margarita glass lights up and plays music when you turn the base • Authentic sounds…
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A Marxist and Luciferian incantation
Erewhon’s $19 "Raw Animal-Based Smoothie" Contains Cow Organs It joins a menu that includes Jing City, a $15 bone broth that features "ant essence" and deer antler. [pause] The luxury health food chain has featured a drink on its menu for about a year that…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
29. Crouching Jedi, Hidden Sith (The Acolyte, S01E08) Stray Observations "To the discontented, rumors are feed." (House of the Dragon, S02E05) "Tell Lady Vengeance to calm down, I got an idea." (Marvel's Hit-Monkey, S02E02) "See you in hell, Jedi." (The Acolyte, S01E08) </The Acolyte, S01>…
Desperation as riot control
// Las Vegas, NV Similar to how Jason Bourne was able to use the planned demolition of the Riviera to their advantage and feature a thrilling SWAT BearCat crash through the casino floor, Con Air was able to use the scheduled demolition of the Sands…
Chud Meridian
As if books have never been banned in real life. A reluctant leader heads up a team of seven Christians intent on smuggling Bibles to underground churches in a future America where the Bible is illegal and danger is around every corner. [source] Christians want…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
28. Sex Type Thing (Sausage Party: Foodtopia, S01E06) Stray Observations "What would you have me do, mother?" "Do simply what is needed of you – nothing." (House of the Dragon, S02E04) ♫: Victoria Monét – "Power of Two" (The Acolyte, S01E07) "Some music, perhaps? I…
John Jebrowski
"Hawk Tuah" streaming money grabs vs. Tortured Poets Department chart manipulation. A version of The Tortured Poets Department with an exclusive "Hawk Tuah" bonus track. Rolling Stone: We Had Breakfast With Hawk Tuah Girl, the National Hero We Need She went viral for a sex…
Mexican Chemtrails
Air-fried Twinkies just sounds wrong. Idea: Dry-aged Twinkies. Idea: Deep-fried ranch dressing-filled Twinkies. Bill Cosby's residence: Buy four Jello-O dongs, get one free. Pair a Jell-O dong with a Crayon Shin-chan butt pudding: Rory: You know, a syringe also pairs with a butt…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
27. Bodies Bodies Bodies (The Boys, S04E06) Stray Observations </Clipped, S01> "I could really go for a Crunchwrap Supreme and a Sybian." (The Boys, S04E06) "We'll make it look like an accident. He always admired David Carradine." (The Boys, S04E06) "You wanna get that before…