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Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
18. Barry vs. Lily (Barry, S02E05) Stray Observations ♫: Ramin Djawadi – "The Night King" (Game of Thrones, S08E03) Nunchucks (Barry, S02E05) "Yowie wowie!" (WWE Raw, 04-29-19) "He was off doing photo shoots, commercials, speaking at long snapping conventions…" "Is that a thing?" "In Canada,…
Blandness Can Sizzle
NBA draft selections should be announced à la gender reveals. Adam Silver opens a Phoenix Suns-decorated box and out floats Z, I, O, and N balloons. Or the reverse: Zion slices a cake and its layers are purple and orange. Five players bash piñatas of…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
17. Focus group (I Think You Should Leave Now with Tim Robinson, S01E03) Honourable Mention Firefly Fun House (WWE Raw, 04-22-19) Fully loaded nachos (I Think You Should Leave Now with Tim Robinson, S01E04) Honk if you're horny (I Think You Should Leave Now with…
Tossed salads and scrambled porn
Parker Lewis lost.
If you try to kill the King, you better not miss
How does a Clue-themed version of Monopoly not exist? Video Game Idea: Super Mario Kingdom. Mario returns to the Mushroom Kingdom to find Cinderella's castle instead of Peach's. An anthropomorphic desk lamp informs him that he has stumbled into a magic world and asks for…
Brace, Liberal
Well I guess this is growing up.
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
16. Simon Devious' Crew (What We Do in the Shadows, S01E04) Honourable Mention Conan Learns How To Survive In The Australian Bush (Conan Without Borders: Australia, 04-17-19) Stray Observations "So, you know what, Thomas Friedman? You are bad at writing, and nobody likes you." (Barry,…
Life isn't real, love's make believe
You gain time when you travel east to west. However, if you cross the International Date Line while traveling east to west, you lose a day. My English major brain is trying to figure out if you just keep circumnavigating Earth westward, can you literally…