46. Powaqqatsi (Scavengers Reign, S01E12) Stray Observations "Have we thought about just giving up and joining the fascist half of the country?" "No!" "Just saying, they get to do more." (Rick and Morty, S07E04) "Well, on Earth, it's considered inferior to be typical, so we're…
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gyatt pajamas for kids
Feels like the Seminole Tribe of Florida threw money at Messi before knowing what to do with him. These line-ups only feed the perception that baseball is lame and white. Innings Festival runs during MLB Spring Training. Idea: A similar music festival during NBA Summer…
They gave me a hate name
How has no one yet invented a Halloween candy ATM to combat an absentee "take one" bowl being cleaned out? A portable ATM that dispenses one piece of candy at a time and can identify abusers via camera. Halloween Prank Idea: A trick-or-treater enters a…
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45. R and DD (First Things First, 31 Oct 2023) Stray Observations "I'm sorry you lost a finger, but that's the price of surprise butt play." (Rick and Morty, S07E03) "Wait. You're a writer?" "Yes. Science fiction." "I'm doomed." (Loki, S02E05) "With science, it's all…
Vaping Groping Lauren Boebert
Some Biden aides have long noted that he eats "like a child," with a food palette that skews beige. His favorite dishes include peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, BLT's, pizza, cookies, spaghetti with butter and red sauce, and ice cream that he occasionally makes into…
Tuna that passes the vibe check
Beast of War WWII. With sharks. Cornerstone's latest promises a mash-up of period war thriller with survivalist horror in a story of a band of soldiers stranded in the open ocean-facing assault from above and attacks from a great white below. [source] Uhh… Nicolas Cage…
Your cubanism in my hands
Previously on Adam Riff™: I don't get this play on words? It's not clever and it sounds stupid. [pause]
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44. Martha Stewart Dying (Chucky, S03E04) Stray Observations "I call it slut soufflé." (Chucky, S03E04) "You wrote me a lovely letter!" (Our Flag Means Death, S02E08) </Our Flag Means Death, S02> "I'm from Chicago, friend. The schadeocracy capital of the world." (Loki, S02E04) "The effervescent…
OH YEAH FO SHIZZ FO SHIZZ GINUWINE
A Family Feud episode pitting the queer alpaca ranchers against the queer ghost hunters.
My world collapsed
I'm not sure the producers of Hell's Kitchen really thought out this season's "American dream" theme. The American dream is all about getting knocked down and getting back up again. If past seasons of Hell's Kitchen have taught us anything, it's that these chefs will…