got 49 guys in his living room
Wikipedia » Kyle Korver » Personal life:
Kyle has three brothers, Klayton, Kaleb and Kirk.
Korver's father, Kevin
Korver's uncle, Kris
His cousin Kari
Daughter, Kyra
first boy, Knox
second son, Koen
I assume none of their middle initials are K.
The Duggars are all Js.
The Korvers are all Ks.
The Balls are all Ls.
M… M…
Rory: The Holyfields are all Es.
Wikipedia » Lance Stephenson » Personal life:
Lance is the son of Lance Sr. He has a younger brother named Lantz.
21. The Perfect Egg Bite (Joe Pera Talks With You, S01E02)
Honourable Mention
Stray Observations
Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: The Deuce
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Barry
They changed the synopsis!
Previously:
Idea: A remake of Cool Hand Luke in which Luke is an undocumented DREAMer who refuses to be broken by sadistic guards in a detention facility.
And now, a brief history of Mark Romanek not following through:
2003: Mark Romanek to Direct A Cold Case
2005: Mark Romanek to Direct A Million Little Pieces
2007: Mark Romanek to Direct The Wolfman
2010: Mark Romanek to Direct A Parking Ticket
2011: Mark Romanek to Direct Live-Action Cinderella
2011: Mark Romanek to Direct The Da Vinci Code Sequel
2014: Mark Romanek to Direct Boston Strangler
2014: Mark Romanek to Direct The Shining Prequel
2015: Mark Romanek to Direct Blackbird
2015: Mark Romanek to Direct Norco
2016: Mark Romanek to Direct Septillion to One
Idea: A wrestling battle royal that's won by earning the most points.
3 points for everyone you eliminate over the top rope, 2 points for everyone you eliminate over the middle rope, 1 point for everyone you eliminate over the bottom rope.
You can be eliminated from the battle royal and still win it.
Roman Reigns and Cody Rhodes are the last two standing. Reigns needs 3 points to beat Brock Lesnar's total, but Cody only needs 1.
Idea: A wrestling match in which a title hangs above the ring, and the longer you pin down or hold an opponent in a submission, the lower the title descends for you to grab. Once said opponent kicks out or breaks your hold, the title retracts up.
Previously on Adam Riff™ (Aug 2015):
MISSED CONNECTIONS
Flying Saucer (King's Hat Drive-In)
King's Hat is a fast food drive-through known for its sealed burgers.
April 2018
king's hat drive-in / wilcoxson's ice cream / camelot ranch / the burger dive / topz sandwich company / caramel cookie waffles / pie guys pizzeria / lilac / walkers
Aaaaaat laaaaaaaaaast…
Flying Burger (King's Hat Drive-In)
^ Reminded me of an elementary school hot lunch McDonald's hamburger.
Fries (King's Hat Drive-In)
—How are these fresh-cut fries so much better than In-N-Out's?
Huckleberry Ice Cream Sandwich (Wilcoxson's Ice Cream)
Adam Robot's Wedding Cake (Oceanias Confections)
chocolate, lemon, raspberry
—Damn good cake.
The "Best of the Bash" Burger (The Burger Dive)
blackened seasoning, smooth goat cheese, bacon, onion ring, arugula, sriracha sauce, garlic basil mayonnaise
It took "the best of the bash" at the prestigious Food Network South Beach Wine and Food Festival Burger Bash.
^ Best at failing its murderer's row of components.
"San Fran Fries" Garlic Fries (The Burger Dive)
shredded parmesan cheese, garlic, fresh parsley, olive oil
—You, sir, are no San Fran garlic fries.
Is this, like, a Mexican cheesesteak?
Beef Queso Sandwich (TopZ Sandwich Company)
hot roast beef topped with jalapeños and our white cheddar queso, toasted
^ The queso was bland, and its blandness overwhelmed everything else.
(TopZ)'s "unique" house chips are store-bought tortilla rounds dusted in garlic powder?
They, too, were bland.
Oh, a play on a Reuben.
Pastrami-Smoked Pork Belly (Lilac)
beer-glazed brussels sprouts, rye gruyère crumble, gochujang russian dressing
^ Disappointingly more of a Brussels sprouts dish with bits of pork belly.
Tuna Tartare (Lilac)
chili vinaigrette, shaved foie gras, pickled cucumber
^ Perplexing. Seemingly unseasoned raw tuna covered in shaved liver with pickled cucumber on the side?
Pretzels and Popcorn (Lilac)
salted soft pretzels, caramel sauce, aged white cheddar, popcorn ice cream
^ Popcorn-flavoured ice cream covered in shaved cheese with soft pretzels on the side, on the other hand, is [Italian chef kiss].
Bourbon Street Pasta (Walkers)
linguine pasta, sweet peppers, tomatoes, andouille sausage, roasted chicken, shrimp
—I did not expect this to be light. A Cajun pasta with no cream sauce?
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Black Forest Cheesecake (Walkers)
chocolate cheesecake, flathead cherry gel, white chocolate crémeux, chocolate soil
–I did not expect this to be deconstructed. Wyd, (Walkers) chefs?
Pear Mule (Walkers)
pear absolut, crushed basil, lime, ginger beer
MISSED CONNECTIONS
The "I'm Your Huckleberry" Burger (The Burger Dive)
world food championships "burger champion" burger, huckleberry hatch chili barbecue sauce, bacon, goat cheese, arugula, roasted red pepper mayo
The "Date with Jim Beam and Coke" Burger (The Burger Dive)
world food championships "burger champion" burger, bourbon date and coke barbecue sauce, roasted garlic, arugula, smoked gouda, garlic basil mayo
Jon: guh
Jon: i prefer the brighter blue frames, but worry that i'll look like graham elliot
Drew: do they come in clear?
Jon: yes, but one of my co-workers wears clear glasses
Jon: i don't want to seem like i'm single white female-ing him
Drew: there are no brick and mortar places near you that carry them?
Jon: maybe the darker blue frames…
Jon: i can't return prescription glasses that i order online, but i could order both frames without lenses, return one, and lens the frames i kept at, like, costco
Jon: $166 for both frames
Jon: 10% restocking fee
Jon: $25 for costco to lens an outside frame
Jon: single vision lenses starting at $60
Drew: it might be cheaper to buy both frames with lenses and keep them both
Drew: michelle suggests that an army green color would go well with your skin tone and coloring
Drew: not sure if that is racist or not
20. Ear (Trust, S01E08)
Stray Observations
Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: The Deuce
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Barry
Oh, that's Donnie Yen in a fat suit playing Sammo Hung's character in the original?
A legendary Yahoo! Answer becomes a major motion picture! [source]
The Selfie From Hell movie might be good – although given that its IMDb page contains the lines "Julia, an online vlogger from Germany" and "She … finds herself immersed deep in the web – too deep" let's not get our hopes up.
Smiley [2012]
If someone on Chatroulette types "I did it for the lulz" three times in a row, they're visited by a murderer with a smiley emoji for a face, who then stabs them to death. Guess what? The murderer is Anonymous.
How did I miss this film?
My owner, the hero.
Billing Ken Griffey Jr. above Barry Bonds for an event in Napa Valley?
Dan the Automator should reconcile with Prince Paul beforehand and bring him out to perform "Metaphysical" with Mike D while Aarón Sánchez makes bionicos.
Oh, Automator and Paul have reconciled.
Wikipedia » Handsome Boy Modeling School:
As of February 2018, the two reportedly have reunited, and plan to release a new album.
!
I wonder what MC Paul Barman is up to.
Oh, shit, he's dropping an album on June 22!
?uestlove produced six tracks, Mark Ronson one.
June 2018: New Kanye West, Drake, Travis Scott, Nicki Minaj, Nas, Kid Cudi, and MC Paul Barman.