I kinda want these casual/lifestyle Klay Thompson shoes:
Rory: What do the tongues say?
Jon: "Rocco is my baby."
Jon: Or… "Is my baby Rocco[?]"
Oh, it's only $55.00 USD!
is gonna build a mountain
I kinda want these casual/lifestyle Klay Thompson shoes:
Rory: What do the tongues say?
Jon: "Rocco is my baby."
Jon: Or… "Is my baby Rocco[?]"
Oh, it's only $55.00 USD!
Seems like it would work better as an Oreo.
Oh, Key lime pie Oreos exist, with an unappetizing-looking filling.
Who associates light green food colouring with lime? You think of mint!
Also, Key lime pie filling is yellow.
Key lime pie Twizzlers are part of Hershey's summer 2017 Flavours of America series.
These new bars combine the tang of bold BBQ-seasoned peanuts surrounding a chewy caramel center for a unique, Texas-inspired flavor. [source]
BBQ-seasoned peanuts? That's it? Why not only sell it in king size? Eh?
Honey Roasted Peanut Reese's (flavour of Georgia) sound yummy.
I feel like I won the lottery any time a Southwest flight attendant offers me honey roasted peanuts instead of lightly salted ones.
Ladies and gentlemen, the easiest $1,000,000 win in game show history:
Come ON!
If you're not gonna use a deep cut for the $1,000,000 song, then at least use a song with a commonly mistaken title, like "Baba O'Riley."
Speaking of beating Shazam, the end credits music for S01E03 of Netflix's GLOW. Shazam has incorrectly identified it as three different songs.
[browsing television guide]
Game Show Network… Emogenius?
Oh, it's Pyramid with emojis, not a quiz show with sensitive contestants.
Survivor Season Idea: Divide identical twins into two identical tribes.
26. Roller's Funeral (Claws, S01E02)
Honourable Mention
Stray Observations
(Twin Peaks, S03E07)
(Silicon Valley, S04E09)
(Loaded, S01E02)
Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Fargo
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: The Carmichael Show
National. Gay. Flag Football. Championships.
I'm guessing your avatar jerks off? But what's vintage about jerking off?
Previously on Adam Riff™:
Apropos of nothing, I re-scored American Gods' opening credits with Imagine Dragons' "Believer":
I really wanted to use "Humble," but it did not cooperate fully.
Next: Game of Thrones × ???
Mountain Dew = neutral
Baja Blast = lawful good
Code Red = chaotic…neutral?
I'm not familiar enough with Mountain Dews to do a Mountain Dew alignment.
I can do a Coke one, though!
Lawful Good Cherry Coke |
Neutral Good Coke Zero |
Chaotic Good Mexican Coke |
Lawful Neutral Caffeine-Free Coca-Cola |
Neutral Coca-Cola |
Chaotic Neutral Coca-Cola Life |
Lawful Evil Vanilla Coke |
Neutral Evil Diet Coke |
Chaotic Evil New Coke |
Fictional DJs of 2017:
1. Asian DJ/secret agent
2. Swedish DJ/detective
3. James Van Der Beek as Diplo (with Dillon Francis playing someone named "Randy")
25. David Bowie followed me on Twitter / Stones do Shakespeare (The Trip [to Spain], S03E03/04)
Honourable Mention
Stray Observations
Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Fargo
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: The Carmichael Show
Having not seen their list, I offer my own:
Steven: I want The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada and Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance over Oldboy.
Jon: Yeeah… About that…
25. The Tribe (2014)
director: Myroslav Slaboshpytskyi
24. The Machinist (2004)
director: Brad Anderson
23. Quills (2000)
director: Philip Kaufman
22. Shattered Glass (2003)
director: Billy Ray
21. Moebius (2013)
director: Kim Ki-duk
20. Tangerine (2015)
director: Sean Baker
19. Sunshine (2007)
director: Danny Boyle
18. The Dark Knight (2008)
director: Christopher Nolan
17. The Imposter (2012)
director: Bart Layton
16. Four Lions (2010)
director: Chris Morris
15. Primer (2004)
director: Shane Carruth
14. The Believer (2001)
director: Henry Bean
13. Moonlight (2016)
director: Barry Jenkins
12. Michael (2011)
directors: Markus Schleinzer and Kathrin Resetarits
11. Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006)
director: Larry Charles
10. Castaway on the Moon (2009)
director: Lee Hae-jun
9. [The] School of Rock (2003)
director: Richard Linklater
8. The Descent (2005)
director: Neil Marshall
7. Tim's Vermeer (2013)
director: Teller [of Penn and Teller]
6. Whiplash (2014)
director: Damien Chazelle
5. Dogtooth (2009)
director: Yorgos Lanthimos
4. Hunger (2008)
director: Steve McQueen
3. This Is England (2006)
director: Shane Meadows
2. The Royal Tenenbaums (2001)
director: Wes Anderson
1. Oldboy (2003)
director: Park Chan-wook
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