Adam Riff™

37. Blackout (WWE NXT, 5 Sep 2023)

Stray Observations

• </Telemarketers, S01>
• "Well, why don't I make it up to you with a little solo mish? 'Mish' is short for 'mishegoss.'" (Only Murders in the Building, S03E06)
• "Oliver, how far do you and I go back?"
  "All the way back to our original hairlines." (Only Murders in the Building, S03E06)
• "How inevitable." (Ahsoka, S02E04)
• ♫: Simon Joyner – "You Got Under My Skin" (Reservation Dogs, S03E07)
• "I'm the boss, baby. And don't misquote me on that. I said, 'Boss, comma, baby.'" (Harley Quinn, S04E09)
• "We haven't seen a disaster like this since Blake Lively's British accent." (Harley Quinn, S04E09)
• "You're still dating Dirty Bird?"
  "I'd call what we're doing more intermittent intimacy dictated by her mood and my body odor." (Heels, S02E07)
• "Like, how much time and effort can we put into something just to get noticed and approved by someone we don't know and never met? And yet all your attention and energy has been put into getting that approval in order to feel like you're on the right path."
  "There's a word for that."
  "Tell us."
  "Christianity." (Heels, S02E07)
• "I was pretty down myself about six months ago. Then I found Pastor Jim."
  'Who's that?"
  "Oh, you'd love him, Bambs. He's doing some really important work at the Peoples Temple on Alvarado. He's a, uh, mesmerizing spirit."
  "Would you say there's a familial quality to the congregation?"
  "Absolutely. Some people even call him Father. Write this down. 1365 South Alvarado. Jim Jones." (Minx, S02E08)
• "Uh, thank you so much for rescuing us."
  "I always wanted to see unincorporated Monrovia." (Minx, S02E08)
• </Minx, S02>
• </6ixtynin9: The Series, S01>
• "If we are not monsters, we're food, and I could never be food." (Top Boy, S05E06)
• </Top Boy, S05>

36. Missing Package (How To with John Wilson, S03E06)

Honourable Mention

• Bachelor spreadsheet (How To with John Wilson, S03E06)

Stray Observations

• </Telemarketers, S01>
• "You do like pork chops though, don't you?"
  "Oh, sure. Love solid food." (Only Murders in the Building, S03E05)
• "Mm… It's so solid. So fully formed, you know?" (Only Murders in the Building, S03E05)
• "Anyway, it's a bit hard behind plexiglass. Or, as Jan calls it, sexi-glass." (Only Murders in the Building, S03E05)
• "Yes, this is Carolyn Wilder. I need assistance at 66 Motor Hill Road."
  "You call EMS?"
  "I called the Wayne County Morgue." (Justified: City Primeval, S01E08)
• Boyd Crowder (Justified: City Primeval, S01E08)
• </Justified: City Primeval, S01>
• "Anger and frustration are quick to give power. But they also unbalance you." (Ahsoka, S01E03)
• ♫: Larry Norman – "I Wish We'd All Been Ready" (Reservation Dogs, S03E06)

(Harley Quinn, S04E08)

• "I can't die watching two men bond over tech." (Harley Quinn, S04E08)
• Mama Nacaroni callback (Harley Quinn, S04E08)
• "Not my fingers! I need these to pleasure Nora…with my calligraphy!" (Harley Quinn, S04E08)
• "I cannot rest until Guillermo has taken his last breath and I feel his bones crunch under my boots. So I've been watching the one place I know he will return to eventually: Panera Bread." (What We Do in the Shadows, S05E10)
• "Do you know John Slattery?" (What We Do in the Shadows, S05E10)
• "It's only a matter of time before he returns to Panera Bread." (What We Do in the Shadows, S05E10)
• "You are a good listener, Patton Oswalt." (What We Do in the Shadows, S05E10)
• "Just leave them. Garfield will pick 'em up later." (What We Do in the Shadows, S05E10)
• "He's doing his scatting shit." (What We Do in the Shadows, S05E10)
• </What We Do in the Shadows, S05>
• "You know, I actually spent the winters with my Grandpa Heinrich in Argentina. So if you decide to conquer the Southern Cone, hablo español también."
  "Was he born there, or did he hide—?"
  "The past should stay in the past." (Minx, S02E07)

(How To with John Wilson, S03E06)

• </How To with John Wilson, S03>
• "Oregano is for savages." (One Piece, S01E06)
• "Ooh, new guy carries the clown head." (One Piece, S01E07)
• "You won't be so lucky against the might of my fishman karate." (One Piece, S01E08)
• </One Piece, S01>

35. Redacted Fundraising Group (Telemarketers, S01E02)

Honourable Mention

• Colin Robinson roasting (What We Do in the Shadows, S05E08)
• Overflowing airplane toilet (How To with John Wilson, S03E05)

Stray Observations

• "Smells like Jerry Orbach's laundry basket." (Only Murders in the Building, S03E04)
• "Warning, I smell like eggs." (Only Murders in the Building, S03E04)
• "The key here is to find a murderer that won't cost me the Tony." (Only Murders in the Building, S03E04)
• "Remember, these babies are homicidal." (Only Murders in the Building, S03E04)
• "'When you look out across the length of the open road, you are a person who deserves to pursue as many firsts as it takes to determine your self-worth.'" (Reservation Dogs, S03E05)
• ♫: J.K. and Co. – "Fly" (Reservation Dogs, S03E05)
• "Excuse me. James Corden. Oh, you want me to host one of your little musical comedy traffic jams?" (Harley Quinn, S04E07)
• "We tell each other everything like how we like our eggs, or how Harley masturbates to The Iron Lady."
  "Okay. That was once and was basically by accident." (Harley Quinn, S04E07)
• "You're clogging my pee-pee drain!" (Harley Quinn, S04E07)
• "I see that The Guide is also here."
  [silence] (What We Do in the Shadows, S05E08)
• "If you think ejaculating onto the pillow counts as cooking your wife dinner, you might just be…a Laszlo Cravensworth."
  "Women can be funny." (What We Do in the Shadows, S05E08)
• "Well, at least he died doing what he loved: beating off in the tool shed." (What We Do in the Shadows, S05E08)
• "Meatball?"
  "Oh, yeah. Mm! Needs a little bit more sauce."
  "I licked it off." (Minx, S02E06)

(Minx, S02E06)

• "Now, if you'll excuse me, I've been promised the full Vassar experience, and I don't want to keep her waiting." (Minx, S02E06)
• "That was factual, but it wasn't a 16-year-old girl. It was a Chinese man." (How To with John Wilson, S03E05)
• "What does Anne Frank got to do with this?"
  "Nothing."
  "Oh, okay." (How To with John Wilson, S03E05)