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15. Conan Stars In North Korea's First Late Night Talk Show (Conan in Korea)

Honourable Mention

• Shane McMahon jumps off the Hell in a Cell trying to drop an elbow on The Undertaker (WrestleMania 32)
• Nick Jonas' guitar solo here is so bad it's actually fucking punk rock (2016 ACM Awards)
• Border crossing oner (Better Call Saul, S02E08)
• Diff'rent-ish Folks (Black-ish, S02E19)
• J.Y. Park "Fire" feat. Conan O'Brien and Steven Yeun and Jimin Park Official M/V (Conan in Korea)

Stray Observations

• Michael Cole: "C'mon, Byron, Xavier's hair, he's obviously Vegeta from Dragon Ball Z. Don't you know anything?" (WrestleMania 32)
• Shaq entering the ring to "Panda" (WrestleMania 32)

Stephanie McMahon (WrestleMania 32)

The Masturbatorium (The Last Man on Earth, S02E13)

• "I was just wondering if you could perform a little bro-to-bro solid. Well, more of a gelatinous than a solid, really. Could you masturbate into this cup for me?"
  "Absolutely. A friend needs semen, he gets semen. What's the time frame on this? It's just, the well's running a little dry. I could give you pee. Would pee help?" (The Last Man on Earth, S02E13)
• "Then I'm the biggest bastard on Earth."
  "Todd, stop it. That title is reserved for Erica's baby." (The Last Man on Earth, S02E13)
• Carol's pronunciation of "groin" (The Last Man on Earth, S02E13)
• Erica's pronunciation of "khakis" (The Last Man on Earth, S02E13)
• Lost music (The Walking Dead, S06E16)
• "Gonna be pee pee pants city here real soon." (The Walking Dead, S06E16)
• The Walking Dead Season Grade: F
• RT: Of all the Chicago fuck-ups on Shameless, having very old Duke audio for that DePaul and Northwestern game is the most personal (Shameless, S06E12)
• Shameless Season Grade: D
• "OJ was here." (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E10)
• "We got a real rager planned." (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E10)
• The nudity is Cuba Gooding Jr.'s butt (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E10)
• The People v. O.J. Simpson Season Grade: B+
• "So, Mimi Whiteman and her wife?"
  "Look, we gonna get them a real nice wedding present. You know, a couple of dildos." (Empire, S02E12)
• "Look, I'm meeting with the PR team. I will have them come up with a clever way to get the gays back behind you."
  "Shouldn't take a PR team. Just drop your drawers, brother." (Empire, S02E12)
• ♫: Run the Jewels – "Run the Jewels" (Empire, S02E12)
• "Never put your baseball hat on straight. You always cock it to the side. But don't cock it too far. You're a Johnson, not a Wayans." (Black-ish, S02E19)
• ♫: Dorothy Moore – "Misty Blue" (The Americans, S04E04)
• Nina! (The Americans, S04E04)

(Banshee, S04E02)

• Adam Scott and Jon Daly playing Adam Scott and John Daly (The Adult Swim Golf Classic)

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: The People v. O.J. Simpson
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Baskets

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14. Undersea Hotel (Saturday Night Live, S41E16)

Honourable Mention

• Break Dance Battle w/ Jon Bernthal and Cuba Gooding Jr. (The Late Late Show with James Corden, 03-28-16)

Stray Observations

• RT: Four minutes in and this is definitely Brian's Emmy episode (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E18)
• "I bet he got lice from sleeping over at Dave's. All that orange soda made his blood sweet and then the lice came."
  "I don't think drinking soda gives you lice."
  "You're telling me lice see an innocent child in a dirty home drinking a sweet soda and they don't want in on that? Lice live for that. They're the pedophiles of the insect world." (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E18)
• ♫: Outkast – "Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik" (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E18)
• "He's getting saner by the minute. In a month, he'll basically just be Frasier."
  "Don't use Frasier's name in vain." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S03E20)
• "I don't understand. How can you teach screenwriting if you can't sell a script?" (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E09)
• "We're in the South. Haven't you noticed the smell of mint julep and condescension?" (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E09)
• "She reprimanded him for writing 'KKK' on a Martin Luther King poster." (The People v. O.J. Simpson, S01E09)
• "This is my goddamn company. I built it from nothing, and I'll be damned if somebody gon' take me away from it."
  "Hey, Lucious. I'm down. [pulls out gun] 'kay? I mean, I am down. [pulls out another gun]" (Empire, S02E11)
• "You can't have Hakeem, bitch."
  "I already did." (Empire, S02E11)
• William sprinting away from Philip as soon as he realizes what's going on (The Americans, S04E02)
• Philip spitting in William's eye (The Americans, S04E02)
• "Pam, if a single one of these has left this building, I will personally sew you into a canvas bag full of rats and throw that bag into the river."
  "What river? It's a concrete slab!" (Archer, S07E01)
• "And since the front of the house by the road is guarded 24/7, you're gonna have to go in from the rear."
  [pause]
  "No, you all took it for granted." (Archer, S07E01)
• Sarah Palin 2012 shirt (Banshee, S04E01)

Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: The People v. O.J. Simpson
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Baskets

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