You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.
Biggest music festival get of the year.
is gonna build a mountain
You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.
Biggest music festival get of the year.
A Duke and a Renegade in a sequel to a film titled WWJD.
Oh it's a threequel!
So The Woodcarver is Tokyo Drift and John Schneider is Vin Diesel.
Rory: No, The Woodcarver is The Lost World and John Schneider is Sam Neill.
Idea: A reboot of Night Court starring the cast of Parks and Recreation.
Judge Harry Stone = Adam Scott
Dan Fielding = Nick Offerman
Christine Sullivan = Amy Poehler
Bull Shannon = Chris Pratt
Mac Robinson = Aziz Ansari
Roz Russell = Aubrey Plaza
Idea: A reboot of Night Court starring the cast of The Office.
Harry = Steve Carell
Dan = Rainn Wilson
Christine = Mindy Kaling
Bull = Creed Bratton
Mac = Craig Robinson
Roz = Leslie David Baker
Idea: A reboot of Night Court starring the cast of 30 Rock.
Harry = Jack McBrayer
Dan = Alec Baldwin
Christine = Tina Fey
Bull = Tracy Morgan
Mac = Scott Adsit
Roz = Judah Friedlander
Idea: A reboot of Night Court starring the cast of Community.
Harry = Jim Rash
Dan = Joel McHale
Christine = Gillian Jacobs
Bull = Danny Pudi
Mac = Donald Glover
Roz = Yvette Nicole Brown
Idea: A reboot of Night Court starring the cast of Seinfeld.
Harry = Jerry Seinfeld
Dan = Jason Alexander
Christine = Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Bull = Michael Richards
Mac = Wayne Knight
Roz = Heidi Swedberg
Idea: A reboot of Night Court starring the cast of Friends.
Harry = David Schwimmer
Dan = Matthew Perry
Christine = Jennifer Aniston
Bull = Matt LeBlanc
Mac = Courteney Cox
Roz = Lisa Kudrow
Idea: A reboot of Night Court starring the cast of Frasier.
Harry = David Hyde Pierce
Dan = Kelsey Grammer
Christine = Jane Leeves
Bull = Dan Butler
Mac = John Mahoney
Roz = Peri Gilpin
Idea: A reboot of Night Court starring the cast of Cheers.
Harry = Ted Danson
Dan = Kelsey Grammer
Christine = Kirstie Alley
Bull = Woody Harrelson
Mac = George Wendt
Roz = Rhea Perlman
Idea: A reboot of Night Court starring the cast of Wings.
Harry = Tim Daly
Dan = Steven Weber
Christine = Crystal Bernard
Bull = Thomas Haden Church
Mac = David Schramm
Roz = Tony Shalhoub
Idea: A reboot of Night Court starring the cast of ER.
Harry = Anthony Edwards
Dan = George Clooney
Christine = Julianna Margulies
Bull = Abraham Benrubi
Mac = Eriq La Salle
Roz = Laura Innes
Idea: A reboot of Night Court starring the cast of NewsRadio.
Harry = Dave Foley
Dan = Phil Hartman
Christine = Maura Tierney
Bull = Andy Dick
Mac = Stephen Root
Roz = Khandi Alexander
Idea: A reboot of Night Court starring the cast of Freaks and Geeks.
Harry = Jason Segel
Dan = James Franco
Christine = Linda Cardellini
Bull = Seth Rogen
Mac = Samm Levine
Roz = Martin Starr
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12. Virtual Insanity (Community, S06E02)
Honourable Mention
Stray Observations
(WWE Raw, 03-16-15)
(Empire, S01E11)
// Las Vegas, NV
Free association: Lethal Enforcers.
Dealertainers are no more? Poo.
Television Idea: Celebrity Poker Roast. Rotate in insult comics as dealers.
I'm surprised that I haven't seen anyone vaping in a casino.
Ooh! A $10 blackjack table that pays 3 to 2 — casino unicorn.
An Asian lad joins the table. He says he's from China but attends uni in Montana. [pause]
Adam Robot: We're a big Asian student stop because it's easy to get in here.
Montana: Asia's community college.
From my experiences, this is how video slot machines work: You insert money. The game teases you with a few minor wins before hooking you with a flashier, more titillating bonus game. Then the game sinks you with losing spins in hopes that you insert more money to chase the bonus game dragon.
Video slot machine bonus game withdrawal is real.
Look at this dude only betting "don't pass." Don't pass: The "well, actually" of craps.
Could a twin mattress fit in a craps table? Craps table bed frame. Shorten the legs.
Could the pub that Chris and I are gonna open in Seattle legally house a craps table?
Waitress: Drinks?
Jon: Yes, can I get a Diet Pepsi?
Where do casino cocktail waitresses get drinks? I should follow one. And are they like flight attendants, or is, like, an undocumented bartender hidden away somewhere?
This is how lame Silicon Valley is:
1. Three places is errands, not a crawl.
2. All three places are located in the same market, metres apart.
3. The third place is a wine bar.
Might as well just tailgate outside Levi's Stadium.
Oh. This crawl was originally even sadder.
I suppose you can't crawl to a stadium that's located in bland sleepy nowhere.
Jed York is getting the WrestleMania he deserves.