18. Will's re-creation of the nurse's murder (Hannibal, S01E06)
Honourable Mention
- Fiery Beric/Hound duel (Game of Thrones, S03E05)
- Dub Step Dad (Loiter Squad, S02E08)
- Norma imagines Norman and Bradley sexy time – lulz (Bates Motel, S01E07)
- Andy's swan song (The Office, S09E21)
- The Fat Farms of Mauritania (Vice, S01E05)
- Darrell's House II (Saturday Night Live, S38E19)
Stray Observations
- "My heart just pooped its pants. Pbbrt pbbrt." (Bob's Burgers, S03E21)
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"Lipstick, pepper spray, tiny baby carrots."
"What's the theme?"
"Woman of the night. She gets dressed up, she kills a john, she has a snack." (Bob's Burgers, S03E21) - "Show her the tampon straw!" (Bob's Burgers, S03E21)
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"This isn't a POTUS thing. Why is Scrotus here?"
"Think of me as a cheerleader, Mike."
"Oh God. I'm imagining you in a bathtub full of rose petals." (Veep, S02E03)
GPOY (Mad Men, S06E05)
- "You don't even know good writing. That's why you're a teacher, right? Those that can, do, and those that can't, teach." – [facepalm] (The Following, S01E15)
- He loves the '90s: Sega Genesis, "Low" by Cracker, "Creep" by Stone Temple Pilots, Sonic the Hedgehog (Rectify, S01E03)
- "David Foster Wallace, where is the sex?" (New Girl, S02E23)
- "Back in high school, they used to call me…the sex, the Sex Haver." (New Girl, S02E23)
- "Caress Me Down" by Sublime (New Girl, S02E23)
- Jake Johnson for MVP of television (New Girl, S02E23)
- RT: "Network sitcom rankings: 1.) New Girl TRIUMPHANT 2.) Bob's Burgers…"
- "Games Without Frontiers" by Peter Gabriel (The Americans, S01E13)
- "Creed Bratton is the new manager!" (The Office, S09E21)
- "'Hors d'oeuvres'? Okay, that's French, I recognize that, but I don't speak French, so I went with a surefire bet of glitter." (Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous, S01E01)
- "This is now officially my worst nightmare. That's right, Jason Giambi sex dream, you're out!" (Happy Endings, S03E22)
- "I got so many 'no's, I felt like Jason Giambi in my Jason Giambi sex dream!" (Happy Endings, S03E22)
- Ominous spinning wheel of coloured safety scissors (Orphan Black, S01E06)
- Hot glue gun as interrogation device (Orphan Black, S01E06)