Adam Riff™

42. Incredible (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, S01E09)

Honourable Mention

• Mall shoot-out (Atlanta, S04E06)

Stray Observations

• "He can keep his tongue." (House of the Dragon, S01E08)
• "It's like drinking Kathleen Turner's voice." (Let the Right One In, S01E01)
• "So you're right. You were Father of the Fucking Year. Have a nice death." (Let the Right One In, S01E01)
• "Lord, no. He's here again? Morty protocol, children. Oh, what's it now? Brain bugs? Space worms? Have I been The Faculty'd again?" (Rick and Morty, S06E06)
• ♫: "Real Dinosaur Names" (Rick and Morty, S06E06)
• "May you rest in peace, rather than the tank of an SUV." (Rick and Morty, S06E06)
• "Only people who have really fucked up in the past have to virtue signal this hard. Look at Sean Penn." (Rick and Morty, S06E06)
• ♫: "Bad Little Dino Boy" (Rick and Morty, S06E06)
• "I just saw her fucking tits. Oh my god, would you tell those motherfuckers to get their shit together? Oh my god, I'm sorry, we're in the final dress rehearsal and Margo Martindale's top just fell off." (Reboot, S01E06)
• "Oh, what, what the Ls don't like to look sexy now?" (Reboot, S01E06)
• "…and the Jew says, 'Old age.'" (The Patient, S01E08)
• Dr. Quadpaw (Andor, S01E06)
• "That guy reminds me of my dad." (Chucky, S02E02)
• "From what I understand, he's obsessed with a TV show about Australian dogs." (Abbott Elementary, S02E04)
• Chicken-flavoured instant ramen with pork rinds and peanut butter (Abbott Elementary, S02E04)
• "I've been talking about my ex too much. Jacob tells me I sound like a lesbian. I'm working on it." (Abbott Elementary, S02E04)
• "Talk to me, bro."
  "Try again."
  "Copy that. Uh, hey, Gregory. Is there anything you want to get off your chest?" (Abbott Elementary, S02E04)
• "I got beef with every Charles Entertainment Cheese in the greater Philadelphia area." (Abbott Elementary, S02E04)
• Gregory's walk of atonement (Abbott Elementary, S02E04)
• "Hang on. Wait. Let me just… Let me just say one thing to you before you go, okay? Your roots are growing in." (Abbott Elementary, S02E04)
• "Oh, no, sweetheart. It's all right. People go to prison every day." (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, S01E09)
• "Jennifer Walters is a woman at a new low. She has no fight left."
  "No, not doing a narrator. We're not that off the rails." (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, S01E09)
• "You gotta blend in with these trolls. And remember to always refer to women as females." (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, S01E09)
• "Why does there even need to be a She-Hulk? It's not like there's a He-Hulk. And Lady Thor?"
  "Hey, guys, she just sucks, okay?"
  "Yes."
  "And I'm not saying that because she's a female. I would have the same criticisms if she was a man."
  "Yeah, too many emotions." (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, S01E09)
• "This guy rules, all right? You heard it from me first. He rules and he's hot."
  "I'd smash you."
  "What?" (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, S01E09)
• "Superpowers should go to the best person for the job." (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, S01E09)
• "I will answer your questions, but you must transform back to Jennifer."
  "Why?"
  "You are very expensive."
  "Oh, sure."
  "But wait until the camera is off you. The visual effects team has moved on to another project. [Wakandan drums]" (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, S01E09)
• "Are we done here?"
  "Oh, would not mind seeing Daredevil again. A woman has needs."
  "Historically, we've been light in that department."
  "Oh! While I've got you here…"
  "Oh, wait, you are sitting?"
  "What's with all the daddy issues? We got Tony Stark. Daddy issues."
  "Jen."
  "Thor. Daddy issues. Loki. Same daddy, same issues."
  "Oh, boy."
  "Star-Lord. Two daddies, two issues."
  "Jen, please stop."
  "Oh, and when are we getting the X-Men? [tongue out, thumbs up at camera]" (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, S01E09)
• "You obliterated the thrilling ending K.E.V.I.N. formulated."
  "Yeah, that's what Hulks do. We smash things. Bruce smashes buildings. I smash fourth walls and bad endings. And sometimes, Matt Murdock."
  "Okay, now get back to the show. See you on the big screen."
  "Really?"
  "No." (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, S01E09)
• </She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, S01>
• </Welcome to Wrexham, S01>
• "Isn't CNN that place where you take your kids to play in the fountains?" (Atlanta, S04E06)
• "Look, if you sold drugs in Atlanta, you made a 'Crank Dat' video, okay?" (Atlanta, S04E06)
• ♫: Young Thug – "Tick Tock" (Atlanta, S04E06)
• "I don't want to kiss my friend for shoes." (Atlanta, S04E06)
• #MermaidsAreWhite (Atlanta, S04E06)
• "If I was you, I'd be on the way to my safe farm right now."
  "Safe farm? What the hell is a safe farm?"
  "A farm that's safe. If you don't got a safe farm, you good as dead. You know… 'Like a good nigga, safe farm is there.'"
  "Nigga, what the fuck is you talking about?"
  "I don't know, man. I'm tired, I'm scared. Yo, get all the Soulja-tendo game systems. All of 'em." (Atlanta, S04E06)
• "This kiss ain't gonna French itself. I'm sorry, it's just an expression I'm trying out." (Atlanta, S04E06)
• "Eight minutes? No, man. Come on. No. Come on, man, that's… That's a whole, like, Animaniacs." (Atlanta, S04E06)
• "How you know it was me?"
  "Only famous people trying to blend in come in dressed like that. You're the only nigga in here with a hat with no logo on it. You know how hard it is to find a hat without a logo on it? See? That's Chris Evans." (Atlanta, S04E06)
• "Try our Bourbon Street chicken?"
  "Nigga, everybody already knows what that taste like." (Atlanta, S04E06)
• "Cover me."
  "Nigga, I work at Sbarro!" (Atlanta, S04E06)
• "Uh, can I see, um, one of these digital display belt buckles, please?"
  "Really? I got to be honest with you, last person I sold one of these to was a crackhead. Maybe you'll start a trend." (Atlanta, S04E06)
• ♫: K-Ci and JoJo – "All My Life" (Atlanta, S04E06)
• "Is that you and Some Guy Named Doug?" (Atlanta, S04E06)

(Little Demon, S01E09)

• "I gave you the keys to my beach house so you could have some peace – lay on the beach, sun your taint, you know?" (Little Demon, S01E09)
• "I'd rather hang myself by my labia." (Little Demon, S01E09)
• "Bring me all their nipple jewels. I shall press them to my breasts." (Little Demon, S01E09)
• "Hey, why don't you pick on some titties your own size, huh?" (Little Demon, S01E09)
• "Hey, no offense, but I want to eat your testicles – is that cool?" (Little Demon, S01E09)
• "I've got fucking cum coming out of my ear holes." (Little Demon, S01E09)
• "No, this is selfish, and so are you."
  "I'm actually more mammal than a crus— Oh, honestly, thought you said 'shellfish.' It's kind of funny." (Little Demon, S01E09)
• "What's Jessica Jr. like?"
  "Ugh, the literal worst, and I dated a basilisk." (Little Demon, S01E09)
• "We must make three."
  "Three? Why three?"
  "One will always corrupt. Two will divide."
  "But with three, there is balance." (The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power, S01E08)
• ♫: Fiona Apple – "Where the Shadows Lie" (The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power, S01E08)
• </The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power, S01>
• "Now I work for DHL. I come up with tracking numbers." (Los Espookys, S02E05)
• "Aww. What a joy they must have had on Ash Wednesday." (Los Espookys, S02E05)
• "I'm going to my room to masturbate with a big, cold Rolex. You know where the exit is." (Los Espookys, S02E05)
• "You know, when I took this job, I made a vow to destabilize any nation and to further American interests. So I'll be damned if a photo of me wearing a dress over jeans will threaten America from being a beacon of hope and change." (Los Espookys, S02E05)
• "Besides, I'm not afraid because my computer is well-protected with Norton Anti-virus."
  "Listen to the virus! We can't expose our devices."
  "Well, I have a Mac, so I'm not worried." (Los Espookys, S02E05) (Los Espookys, S02E05)
• "Don't worry. He'll be fine."
  "There are valves."
  "Yeah, Tati. There are valves." (Los Espookys, S02E05)

41. Obi-Wan Kenobi Audition (Welcome to Wrexham, S01E14)

Honourable Mention

• Mexican Week (The Great British Bake Off, S13E04)
• Werewolf Transformation (Werewolf by Night, 07 Oct 22)

Stray Observations

• Shoot-out set to Taxi theme (Rick and Morty, S06E05)
• "What the hell was that?"
  "Reuseable Sailor Moon sequence. If we ever need to show you becoming my assistant again, we can repeat it and save lots of money." (Rick and Morty, S06E05)
• "Fuck! This both sucks and is really valuable data!" (Rick and Morty, S06E05)
• "Fortune cookies are alien poop." (Rick and Morty, S06E05)
• "Whoa! You control control water. Like, the water inside a guy. That's a gross power." (Rick and Morty, S06E05)
• "You can't kill me, old man. I also have an unresolved fortune."
  "'The most successful businesswoman on Earth?' You could do anything you wanted and you chose…work?"
  "Every day I get closer to an unattainable goal. A one-woman lifestyle brand, forever!"
  "Well, I just used a dark web account to hack Goldman Sachs, remove trillions of dollars, and purchase everything your company offers. Congratulations! You're officially the most successful businesswoman on Earth. Fortune fulfilled. And now, I'm emptying your bank accounts and giving the money back to Goldman Sachs, because I sit dead-center on the alignment chart."
  "You son of a bitch!"
  "How does it feel to achieve your dreams? Empty, right? Like when DiCaprio won the Oscar. You could see it in his face." (Rick and Morty, S06E05)

(Rick and Morty, S06E05)

• "We should get you some clothes, son."
  [reuseable Sailor Moon sequence]
  "I can just feel the savings." (Rick and Morty, S06E05)
• </Best in Dough, S01>
• "The pace of repression outstrips our ability to understand it. And that is the real trick of the Imperial thought machine. It's easier to hide behind 40 atrocities than a single incident." (Andor, S01E05)
• "Surprise from above is never as shocking as one from below." (Andor, S01E05)
• "Everyone has their own rebellion." (Andor, S01E05)
• "Did you read that article the other day about how matcha – actually more efficient at awakening the nervous system than coffee?"
  "Oh, yeah? Was that in Who Gives a Crap Weekly?"
  "It was in The New Yorker."
  "Oh, so Who Gives a Crap Bi-weekly." (Abbott Elementary, S02E03)
• "Janine, Gregory, y'all pulling up?"
  "Yeah…"
  "I'll walk over." (Abbott Elementary, S02E03)
• "May we have a suggestion for a character?"
  "Meek Mill!"
  "What if Meek Mill…was a meerkat?"
  "Why?"
  "I'm just a meerkat, strolling through Western Philly."
  "But it's not a story unless there's some…conflict! What's Meerkat Meek Mills' conflict?"
  "His ATV broke down in the wrong hood!"
  "Wrong hood, Meerkat! Wrong hood!" (Abbott Elementary, S02E03)
• "If my Degrassi re-enactment group showed up and performed here, I'd be excited, too." (Abbott Elementary, S02E03)
• "Hey, and if you guys thought the Malcolm X Games was cool, just wait 'til you see Rosa Parks and Rec." (Abbott Elementary, S02E03)
• "I'm c-corny?"
  "Jacob, you are…corny sometimes…yes."
  "Wha… Wait. Uh… No. I have Kendrick Lamar on vinyl. Okay? Is that corny?" (Abbott Elementary, S02E03)
• "Look, you are a white teacher in a Black school."
  "I am not Hilary Swank in Freedom Writers."
  "You are Hilary Swank in Freedom Writers. You are Michelle Pfeiffer in Dangerous Minds. You are Sandra Bullock in…"
  "In Bird Box?"
  "In The Blind Side. [gasps]"
  "Too far."
  "Too far, I know." (Abbott Elementary, S02E03)
• "By the way, would a 'corny' person stage a one-man show called The Color Urkel?" (Abbott Elementary, S02E03)
• "That was so corny, I gained 2,000 new followers during the stream, including Josh Gad, whoever that is."
  "When you guys Voltron'd yourselves into a Black Shaun King, I…I died. I did."
  "And the singing."
  "And those outfits."
  "Your curly-ass hair."
  "That's…that's just my hair." (Abbott Elementary, S02E03)
• "♪ Waiting for Ashley / Ohh-ohh-ohh ♪ […] Oh, wait. The boombox wasn't on, so the song probably didn't make sense!" (Abbott Elementary, S02E03)
• "Not in the mood to be improv'd at." (Abbott Elementary, S02E03)
• "I love you, Jake."
  "I love you more, Devon."
  "That’s not possible." (Chucky, S02E01)
• "Uber’s really made being a killer doll so much easier." (Chucky, S02E01)
• "Goodbye, tragedy." (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, S01E08)
• "Goons and henchmen are two completely different animals. Henchmen believe in the cause, goons are just there for the paycheck." (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, S01E08)

(She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, S01E08)

• "This is the big twist, isn't it? But the question is, is it the kind of twist that's like, 'There's another Hulk, but this one's red,' or like, 'I'm getting fridged'?" (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, S01E07)
• "Oh, oh, I'm sorry, she-she doesn't act."
  "Everyone acts, Miss Vanessa." (Atlanta, S04E05)
• "Honestly, we need to stick together. Mr. Chocolate likes your daughter, probably writing a kids show for her right now. Maybe my daughter could be the best friend who's good at computers."
  "Nah. She's, uh, just acting for today. Honestly, she's not even really that into acting."
  "I don't know. She seems pretty happy."
  "Yeah, no. She's…she's not ready. But your daughter should have the show."
  "Oh, I know. She's not the right 'type.' Like I said, we really need to stick together." (Atlanta, S04E05)
• "This crack sandwich good as hell." (Atlanta, S04E05)
• ♫: Little Simz – "Point and Kill [feat. Obongjayar]" (Atlanta, S04E05)
• "Would you like a grit?" (Atlanta, S04E05)
• "Grits don't work on me. I've developed a tolerance over the years." (Atlanta, S04E05)
• "You're a con man. You just make unrelatable shit that takes advantage of the people you say you're trying to help."
  "'Unrelatable shit,' you say. You know, I've been watching you, Ms. Keifer. You're a single mother who can't afford to feed your daughter. Phaedra is your 'hip girlfriend.' You have a 'formally incarcerated, light-skinned love interest,' a 'Christian, gun-toting grandmother,' and let me guess, you have a dark-skinned baby daddy?"
  "He's brown-skinned."
  "And you threw grits at me. Unprovoked. Face it, Vanessa, you're a Kirkwood Chocolate woman." (Atlanta, S04E05)
• "I-I ever tell you guys about the time I pooped myself at an Equinox? It was in Zumba during 'Despacito.'" (Little Demon, S01E08)
• "And now you're putting down your Jewish heritage? So cool of you."
  "What heritage? You said Elijah was a waste of good wine."
  "I stand by that." (Little Demon, S01E08)
• "So this is how it ends, with a bang, not a whimper."
  "Huh, T.S. Eliot was wrong."
  "Well, at least he was good in Road House." (Little Demon, S01E08)
• Horse on fire (The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power, S01E07)
• Flaming tuba (Werewolf by Night, 07 Oct 22)
• "Andrecito, I've already done so many favors for you. Just the other day you asked me for something."
  "No, Moon, that favor wasn't for me. I simply asked you to go crescent so that my friend Dreamworks could have a place to sit and fish." (Los Espookys, S02E04)

40. Muslim Role Play (Ramy, S03E06)

Honourable Mention

• Snoop Dogg's hilariously wrong answers (Celebrity Wheel of Fortune, S03E01)

Stray Observations

• David Tennant's son masturbating naked in a window (House of the Dragon, S01E06)
• "I took the liberty of beginning without you, Your Grace. It seemed a sin to let such a pie grow cold."
  "You did wisely, Lord Larys. Though you had no such worry about the wine, surely."
  "Meat without wine is also a sin." (House of the Dragon, S01E06)
• "Laenor…bring him. We'll need every sword we can muster." (House of the Dragon, S01E06)
• "Everyone get behind my abs!" (Rick and Morty, S06E04)
• ♫: "Night Family [feat. Ryan Elder]" (Rick and Morty, S06E04)
• "Whoa. How long have we been asleep?"
  "Ah, can't be that long. Oh, my God! No! They killed the Choco Taco!" (Rick and Morty, S06E04)
• "It's all good. It's good in the hood. Ain't no thing."
  "You really need to hang out with more Black people." (Reboot, S01E04)
• "She gave Timberly her immunity thong and then the naked council sent her into sex-ile." (Reboot, S01E04)
• "Timberly and I are friends."
  "She is a reality star. She didn't come here to make friends." (Reboot, S01E04)
• "Oh my God. Stop lecturing me. You haven't come out to your dad."
  "Okay. It's hardly the same thing. Your dad's friend got a blowjob from Paul Lynde. Back in our town, my dad tried to ban dancing." (Reboot, S01E04)
• "Fuck, we need a code."
  "Try 1491." (Reservation Dogs, S02E10)
• "Life's hard. One of the hardest." (Reservation Dogs, S02E10)
• "The world's your Indian taco." (Reservation Dogs, S02E10)
• Brandon Boyd (Reservation Dogs, S02E10)
• "I do have one toothbrush. Uh… It's kind of multipurpose, but you're all welcome to it." (Reservation Dogs, S02E10)
• "I mean, everyone knows him for Lost Boys, but he did Thunderdome, too, and he toured with Tina Turner for years."
  "Is that the guy in the diaper?"
  "No, that's, um, Ton Ton Tattoo.
  "Oh. Wait, so there's two sax players in Thunderdome?"
  "No, Tim Cappello wasn't in the movie. He-he just did the song in the credits."
  "Oh. Got it."
  "Daniel showed me that movie."
  "Which one?"
  "Both, actually."
  "Same."
  "He was my hero, you know?"
  "Tim Cappello?"
  "No. Uh, Daniel." (Reservation Dogs, S02E10)
• "He/She…Hers/His/They…genderless being, we're here for our friend Daniel." (Reservation Dogs, S02E10)
• "I love you, bitches." (Reservation Dogs, S02E10)
• Tim Cappello (Reservation Dogs, S02E10)
• </Reservation Dogs, S02>
• "Med nog." (Andor, S01E04)
• "Security is an illusion. You want security? Call the Navy. Launch a regiment of troopers. We are healthcare providers. We treat sickness. We identify symptoms. We locate germs whether they arise from within or have come from the outside. The longer we wait to identify a disorder, the harder it is to treat the disease." (Andor, S01E04)
• "In the next three days, if for any reason… Look at me!" (Andor, S01E04)
• "You can't just swing from franchise to franchise."
  "Then why do I have to see Chris Pratt everywhere?" (Abbott Elementary, S02E02)
• "Wait, so she was petering out on me? Do you know why?"
  "Well, I think she said you a 'broke bwah.'"
  "I think she's saying I'm a 'broke boi.'" (Abbott Elementary, S02E03)
• ♫: HAIM – "Now I'm In It" (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, S01E07)
• ♫: Hanson – "MMMBop" (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, S01E07)
• "You know what? Apologize to my Prius Prime with money." (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, S01E07)
• ♫: Tierra Whack – "Peppers and Onions" (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, S01E07)
• "Abomaste" (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, S01E07)
• "Can we, um, stop to get some food real fast?"
  "We'll be late. Dig in my purse and get you some cough drops if you're hungry." (Atlanta, S04E04)
• Gunna playing Uno (Atlanta, S04E04)
• "Y'all, y'all. Gloria kidnapped Dad."
  "Look, you can't kidnap your own dad. I don't have time to explain it to you right now, but the word 'kid' is in it. So, mathematically, it's impossible." (Atlanta, S04E04)
• "Look, y'all got a—y'all got another way out of here? Like a secret way?"
  "There's another way out back."
  "Word?"
  "We call it the 'Shmurda exit.' Bobby had it built when he was recording here for a month. He had the FBI and three baby mamas after him. Couldn't take any chances."
  "Didn't help him, though."
  "Mm-mm."
  "No. But it might help you."
  "Wait, nah, nah, th-this ain't gonna work. She's gonna see us."
  "Don't worry, she won't see you. The only thing is, you can't look back, not even a glance. That's how this works." (Atlanta, S04E04)
• "Just bring us the goddamn bread!" (Atlanta, S04E04)
• Grandpa finally perking up at the mention of Redbox (Atlanta, S04E04)
• "It would seem I'm not the only Elf alive who has been transformed by darkness. Perhaps your search for Morgoth's successor should have ended in your own mirror." (The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power, S01E06)
• "I need you plant some evidence in an archeological site that would seem to depict early queer humans wearing a single dangly earring." (Los Espookys, S02E03)
• "Okay, Mr. Professor Robert Roberts, so we will need two skeletons… Oh no, three skeletons, just in case. It's going to be cheaper for you." (Los Espookys, S02E03)
• "So, we need to start spreading lies about his opponent in a clear and concise way."
  "Okay, so memes?"
  "Yes! Impact font and everything." (Los Espookys, S02E03)
• "I really need you guys to fucking nail this, so that I can finally impress the Secretary of State and become the U.S. Ambassador to Miami. I can't wait. Working at a pool desk…getting into a really toxic relationship with Pitbull…taking weird meetings with conservative Latins. Oh, all the shrimp I can eat." (Los Espookys, S02E03)
• "You could do anything. You could be a nurse, a construction worker, a police officer, an operations manager." (Los Espookys, S02E03)
• "A demonstration will now begin at staircase number five." (Los Espookys, S02E03)
• "Our traditions have a lot in common."
  "Yeah, I-I've always felt that—that we share this deep…Christmas-less-ness, you know?" (Ramy, S03E01)
• "The list is Indian, China, Dominican Republic, Jew, um, and—and those people, uh, the fucking island people—Bahama?"
  "You hate people from the Bahamas?" (Ramy, S03E01)
• "Everybody watches porn. It's the Muslim drug. We don't drink. We don't do cocaine. We porn." (Ramy, S03E01)
• "'Congratulations' is not normally a Holocaust adjective." (Ramy, S03E02)
• "If it was up to me, I'd kick everyone out. Everyone can leave. Give it to Black people." (Ramy, S03E02)
• "Listen, you're in good hands. We're trained by your people. The NYPD come here every year to train us." (Ramy, S03E02)
• [♫: Bad Bunny – "La Difícil"]
  "Khalas. What is this?"
  "It's one of Obama's favorite pieces." (Ramy, S03E03)
• "'Savages' by Megan the horse." (Ramy, S03E03)
• "Let's Instacart." (Ramy, S03E03)
• "I love Lebanese people. I think they are so great in branding. I mean, look at their country. It could be a disaster, and all that people talk about is their women." (Ramy, S03E03)
• Robert Herjavec (Ramy, S03E03)
• "You're going to die. If we're only here for a while, why not make it worthwhile? Die in style, okay?" (Ramy, S03E03)
• "Let me pre-game you for Allah." (Ramy, S03E04)
• "All the best brands belong to the same company. Nestlé owns Pellegrino. Coca-Cola owns that, you know, Mexican seltzer. It's all same bubbles. Let me own you, habibi. Be my Topo Chico." (Ramy, S03E04)
• "I mean, I don't mean to judge, you fuck with no rules?"
  "I mean, a massage parlor? How— That's your rule."
  "What am I supposed to do? Go hook up with a random chick and pretend to listen to her podcast? That's like so many lies. God's like, 'Wait, you fucked out of wedlock and you didn't check out her podcast?'" (Ramy, S03E04)
• "That's crazy. The bathroom reminded you of the TV show The Office."
  "Yeah, it reminded me of that too."
  "It reminded you of The Office?"
  "Yes."
  "When you go to the bathroom, you think about The Office?"
  "Yep. Every time."
  "Such a clear connection." (Ramy, S03E04)
• "Your Latin. It sounds elevated remedial." (Ramy, S03E04)
• "You are using our complimentary version of Pandora streaming. Upgrade to premium for an ad-free experience." (Ramy, S03E04)
• French pronunciation of "Chick-fil-A" (Ramy, S03E04)
• "Do you know what type of pepper is at the base of the sauce? Cayenne, chiles of Anaheim… Feliz is quite sensitive."
  "I'm a cat." (Ramy, S03E04)
• "That's a beautiful carpet. I'll buy it."
  "That's not for sale. Yasmina got it for me. It's the first mat we prayed on together, back when she wanted to have children."
  "Hey, I can give you a child. I'll give you a child for the carpet." (Ramy, S03E04)
• "Do you agree brown cultures have emotional relationships with food? I've found that there's an emphasis in brown culture on the acceptance as food as a form of love while also a criticism of those who gain weight." (Ramy, S03E06)
• "You're smoking cigarettes? It's not good for the baby. I mean, I know you're having an abortion. But isn't it better to abort a healthy baby?" (Ramy, S03E06)
• James Badge Dale (Ramy, S03E08)
• "The Quran Is the Original Blockchain." (Ramy, S03E08)
• "And then I got this meme, Sheikh James Harden. This really makes me laugh, akhi. Halal comedy. Only engage in halal comedy." (Ramy, S03E09)
• "Like Marie Kondo. She really figured out how to deal with immigrant clutter." (Ramy, S03E10)
• "Congratulations" callback (Ramy, S03E10)
• </Ramy, S03>