Adam Riff™

31. Tampon Talk (Paper Girls, S01E05)

Stray Observations

• "When we're done, you won't remember a thing. Like your flesh closing around a splinter." (Westworld, S04E05)
• ♫: Ramin Djawadi – "Perfect Day" (Westworld, S04E05)
• ♫: Ramin Djawadi – "The Day the World Went Away" (Westworld, S04E05)
• "Naw-naw-naw-naw naw-naw-naw what you not gone do is piss in my mouf and call it Kool-Aid." (P-Valley, S02E07)
• Terricka jamming to "WAP" (P-Valley, S02E07)
• "Nіggah, I know who the fuck Sisqo is." (P-Valley, S02E07)
• Black Lives Matter sign at abortion clinic protest (P-Valley, S02E07)
• "Whatchu lookin' at, R. Kelly?" (P-Valley, S02E07)
• ♫: Sisqo – "Thong Song" (P-Valley, S02E07)
• ♫: Kendrick Lamar – "LOVE. [feat. Zacari]" (P-Valley, S02E07)
• "I wanna feel you inside me." (P-Valley, S02E07)
• Clifford topping (P-Valley, S02E07)
• "Fill me up, niggah." (P-Valley, S02E07)
• "You can find me on Instagram. It's just a black square." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E06)
• "To quote our national anthem, 'Lift every voice and sing.'" (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E06)
• "Come to the cookout."
  "I can come?"
  "Yeah. You're a strong white woman."
  "The fuck is he doing?"
  "He's just playing the game."
  "Yeah, but have some couth." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E06)
• "Cocaine helps me talk. Cough syrup makes me cool. Molly helps me fuck." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E06)
• "Nah, see, 'cause I be fucking with the confectioners' sugar. That granulated ain't really my style." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E06)
• "He Black. Mm-hmm." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E06)
• "And are you willing to kill your dad over that ass?" (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E06)
• "How'd you get so good at Crazy Eights?"
  "Well, my parents never let me play Spades. So I got good at all the games white people played. Like microaggressions."
  "Mm. We are good at that."
  "Yeah, we are."
  "That's our game."
  "Knack for that." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E06)
• "Two addicts alone with wine? Not on my watch. I'll handle this. Mmm, that is good. I see why y'all have a problem with this."
  "Well, it's more pills."
  "It's more pills, yeah." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E06)
• "Do I detect Cinnabons?" (Better Call Saul, S06E10)
• Taylor Martinez (Better Call Saul, S06E10)
• "How many of each?"
  "Three. Pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered." (Better Call Saul, S06E10)
• Conference realignment (Better Call Saul, S06E10)
• "I'd give anything to cross over into a more mature audience."
  "Mature audiences fall asleep on the couch watching Netflix." (Irma Vep, S01E08)
• "No genuine art stems from confidence. You should be grateful for the doubts." (Irma Vep, S01E08)
• </Irma Vep, S01>
• "5am Primal scream," "9am Clitoral stimulation session with Jake" (Only Murders in the Building, S02E06)
• "Y-you should have a hoe phase first."
  "Bet."
  "You two are banned from interacting." (Only Murders in the Building, S02E06)
• "We're getting more anonymous tips than a Penn Station glory hole." (Only Murders in the Building, S02E06)
• "If my years in regional theater and wild orgies have taught me anything, it's that there is no getting rid of glitter." (Only Murders in the Building, S02E06)
• "Only Murderers in the Building is brought to you by Pink Ladle. Soup by women, for women." (Only Murders in the Building, S02E06)
• "I call it the Mariah. It's a-a pound of glitter, a jar of rubber cement, and-and just a nugget of C-4." (Only Murders in the Building, S02E06)
• "'Don't be too good at a job you don't want.'" (Only Murders in the Building, S02E06)
• "What about this one, Rumpelstiltskin? Rumpled-dick-skin, more like. You know that's how he got his name, this chap? Doesn't say that in the book."
  "What's 'dick skin'?"
  "What is dick skin? That's a bloody good question." (What We Do in the Shadows, S04E04)
• "If I could just have a few moments of your time. I'm trying to raise money for my Uncle Jeffrey. He needs a new heart. So please enjoy this performance and know that anything you can give, anything, will help. [farting rhythmically]" (What We Do in the Shadows, S04E04)
• "Enjoy your pile of shit." (What We Do in the Shadows, S04E04)
• "And another high-flying Capoeira kick that does nothing." (What We Do in the Shadows, S04E04)
• "Holy shit, he's Phantom Menacing. Lot of flash. Regular Darth Maul, Jr. over here." (What We Do in the Shadows, S04E04)
• "Hey, folks, make sure to take your familiar corpses with you as you leave." (What We Do in the Shadows, S04E04)
• Laszlo reading In Cold Blood to Colin Robinson (What We Do in the Shadows, S04E04)
• "So I look at Organizm and I-I say to him, 'I'm gonna pick Yuumi.'"
  "And I look back and I'm like… 'What the fuck?'" (Players, S01E10)
• </Players, S01>
• Rat pearl necklace scene (Harley Quinn, S03E01)
• "So what is it with you and, like, bags of people?" (Harley Quinn, S03E01)
• "Please, James Gunn, sit on me!" (Harley Quinn, S03E01)
• "She's like a failed Canadian political terrorist, right?"
  "I didn't know Canada made terrorists."
  "Chirp away, hosers! I almost blew up a super-soldier lab!" (Harley Quinn, S03E01)
• "It is so awesome and fucked up, it would make Lex Luthor shit his pants!"
  "That man does not sh¡t his pants for anything." (Harley Quinn, S03E02)
• "Fuck The Macaroni." (Harley Quinn, S03E02)
• "Is this an MLM? 'Cause I'm in." (Harley Quinn, S03E02)
• "She's never even seen Jurassic Park!"
  "Guys…"
  "What? You are missing out on 60% of my personality." (Harley Quinn, S03E02)
• "I am here for revenge! I gave Amy and Kite Man a very expensive pasta maker for their wedding, but they didn't get married! It's gauche to keep the gift." (Harley Quinn, S03E02)
• Carrie Bradshaw narration (Harley Quinn, S03E02)
• "Great, great, great, great! I'm going to die with the eighth Robin." (Harley Quinn, S03E02)
• "At last! I shall have my revenge for the pasta maker." (Harley Quinn, S03E02)
• Batman rubbing Catwoman's feet (Harley Quinn, S03E03)
• "Ow, my penises!" (Harley Quinn, S03E03)
• "I don't sit."
  "Ah, the Christopher Nolan school of acting, no sitting on set."
  "I don't ever sit."
  "Me neither. Another standing pooper!" (Harley Quinn, S03E03)
• Riddler and Clock King gay couple (Harley Quinn, S03E03)
• ♫: TVGUCCI – "Area 29" (Rap Sh!t, S01E03)
• ♫: Moneybagg Yo and Blac Youngsta – "Trickin Ass Nigga" (Rap Sh!t, S01E03)
• "Leftist Teachers Still Hate America" (Rap Sh!t, S01E03)
• ♫: Unidentified song at 6:50 (Rap Sh!t, S01E03)
• "Ain't nobody tryna be your Zola! Girl, bye!" (Rap Sh!t, S01E03)
• "He wore Goodfellow underwear."
  "How the fuck is that supposed to help us, Treasure?"
  "I don't know! Maybe the nigga worked at Target or something!" (Rap Sh!t, S01E03)
• "You don't celebrate Halloween?
  "No."
  "Oh. Was there a reason?"
  "Um… Well, I— Because it's the highest satanic holiday of the year. So the Satanists do sacrifices on this day."
  "There's sacrifices?"
  "Yes."
  "I've never seen that celebrated anywhere."
  "Because you won't see it because it's underground."
  "But where does it happen?"
  "It happens at places like Bohemian Grove." (The Rehearsal, S01E03)
• "I'm wearing the necklace like this and he's in this urn."
  "These his ashes?"
  "Yeah, his ashes right in here."
  "Oh."
  "Yep, so both of my grandpas are here."
  "What's that other thing on the necklace?
  "That's the Punisher emblem." (The Rehearsal, S01E03)
• Replica Raising Cane's (The Rehearsal, S01E03)
• "And as long as you're with Nes, I'm not giving it to you."
  "Dude, yeah, but that's if she was…a gold digger, but she's not. She's a penny pincher. She's a Jew about it, pretty much. If I— You know, and you know how the Jews are 'bout that kind of thing. She just penny pinches and she's not one to hurt me in that regard."
  "Yeah, I'm trying to just calibrate, because to me it's like, 'Oh, that's an anti-Semitic
  stereotype.' You know, but, um… it is a personal conversation with you and your brother and I do want you to be yourself."
  "Yeah, my brother would say similar things, so, yeah. It's like, 'Oh, you know, don't be so Jewish like to me on things.'" (The Rehearsal, S01E03)
• "So at what point in the conversation would you wanna say this is a Jew?" (The Rehearsal, S01E03)
• Nathan feeding the child actor playing his son a pickle slice (The Rehearsal, S01E03)
• "I'm over there wiping grandpa's ass, dude, while we were watching Dragon Ball Z." (The Rehearsal, S01E03)
• Hermie (The Rehearsal, S01E03)
• Extra pretending to eat a chicken finger (The Rehearsal, S01E03)
• "When your three-year-old son goes into his room…and emerges as a six-year-old a minute later, it can be hard to stay in the moment. So, you need to have custom digital mirrors installed that allow you to see yourself age at the same pace as your child. But that means the world around you has to move faster too. Seeds that are planted one week have to be plump vegetables the next." (The Rehearsal, S01E03)
• ♫: New Order – "Age of Consent" (Paper Girls, S01E01)
• Dave Matthews Band shirts (Paper Girls, S01E02)
• "Emotionally, I'm gonna win." (Paper Girls, S01E05)

30. Robbin Sparkles (The Rehearsal, S01E02)

Honourable Mention

• Experimental cut (Irma Vep, S01E07)

Stray Observations

• </Dark Winds, S01>
• ♫: Ramin Djawadi – "Pink + White" (Westworld, S04E04)
• "And why can't I own a pet?"
  "Wait, that's on there? All right. Don't pay attention to that, man. That's my last client. Nigga fucked a goat." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E05)
• "You got them cigarettes I asked for?"
  "Come on, son. The fuck is this?"
  "I said get me some menthols."
  "Those are menthols, Mr. Hill."
  "Yeah, for Russian bitches. I can't smoke this shit."
  […]
  "Let me get that lighter real quick."
  "So, you're not gonna give me a Newport?"
  "Nah, man, these are for my Russian bitches. Svetlana love these. " (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E05)
• "You ever had peanut butter crawfish cake?"
  "That sounds gross, man."
  "You haven't even heard the ingredients."
  "I just heard two of them." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E05)
• "nancy says your painting doesn't have enough white people in it. you should paint a hockey team." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E05)
• "That crazy motherfucker was up on seven charges of grand larceny and came in a bathrobe. The fuck, he Ghostface?" (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E05)
• "See, I'm pro-Black when it's convenient, like Nike." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E05)
• "Good morning."
  "It's night." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E05)
• "Let me get the bondage consultant."
  "What the fuck is a bondage consultant?
  "This is Thorvald. We met on the Dark Net." (Irma Vep, S01E07)
• "I know all the players! Negroponte, Noriega, Hasenfus."
  "He forgot Ed Meese, everybody!"
  "Yeah, I wasn't going to forget Ed Meese, everybody!" (Only Murders in the Building, S02E05)
• "Red before green, you're peeing clean. Green before red, your liver's dead." (Only Murders in the Building, S02E05)
• "So we are clear on placement?"
  "Yes, yes. It should be in the usual place between the legs."
  "Yes, and not in a separate container such as a jar or a briefcase. And not on my chin."
  "'Not on chin.'" (What We Do in the Shadows, S04E03)
• "Oh, my cousin granted his wish to get five mics in The Source." (What We Do in the Shadows, S04E03)
• "You guys said you wanted to circle back to some concerns about the balls?" (What We Do in the Shadows, S04E03)
• "Your familiar has a very shrewd and incisive mind when it comes to the penis stuff." (What We Do in the Shadows, S04E03)
• "Would you care for some Yoo-hoo?" (What We Do in the Shadows, S04E03)
• "This is a white?"
  "This a white." (Rap Sh!t, S01E01)
• ♫: Moneybagg Yo – "Time Today" (Rap Sh!t, S01E01)
• "Yes, accordions. Yeah, that shit with the air in the middle!" (Rap Sh!t, S01E01)
• ♫: Jucee Froot – "Sidewalk" (Rap Sh!t, S01E01)
• "I told you. I know my cleavages." (Rap Sh!t, S01E02)
• "How you gonna be a senator, and your girl is up in here rapping about gagging dick?"
  "Wait, no. We can't do that, though. Like, we in a new era of women. Shawna does not have to be Michelle."
  "I'm sorry."
  "We gonna let her be Melania." (Rap Sh!t, S01E02)
• "Is you rapping about student loans?"
  "As. Technically, I'm rapping as the student loans."
  "Why would I want our song to be about debt?"
  "Everybody's affected by predatory lending. People are really going to feel this. Of all creeds." (Rap Sh!t, S01E02)
• ♫: Unidentified song at 15:30 (Rap Sh!t, S01E02)
• "You want to control how she remembers you? What are the fucking chances of that? It's the rememberers who get to decide when they're satisfied, not the remembered." (The Old Man, S01E07)
• </The Old Man, S01>
• "How did you feel about her flirting?"
  "We'll just say Lynne's a piece of work and leave it at that."
  "My mom's fat. We'll leave it at that." (Black Bird, S01E04)
• "Yeah, I wanted to fucking kill her sometimes."
  "Did you think about how?"
  "Chuck her down the stairs."
  "Although, what if she hung on for a few minutes after? They do that. Particularly with neck breaks." (Black Bird, S01E04)
• "I mean, I'm not saying that all extra-biblical texts are bad 'cause definitely like the Dead Sea Scrolls or…" (The Rehearsal, S01E02)
• "I was just wondering, what scares you the most? In life."
  "Well…first off, it's eels." (The Rehearsal, S01E02)

(The Rehearsal, S01E02)

• "What's your dream, like, for your life?"
  "Well, my dream has always been to play in the NBA." (The Rehearsal, S01E02)
• "I know that the government has Sasquatch liaisons." (The Rehearsal, S01E02)
• Truncated Alligator Lounge facsimile (The Rehearsal, S01E02)
• Parental permission phone call flow chart (The Rehearsal, S01E02)
• "Dick's Cheese Shop" (Solar Opposites, S03E09)
• "What the hell happened to our Emily in Paris body suit?" (Solar Opposites, S03E09)
• "Yumyulack, you're the moral center of dick. And Jesse, your sources suck. Why are we fucking paying for that journalism MBA from Grand Canyon University?" (Solar Opposites, S03E09)
• "Hey, isn't this where we had our Shlorpian sеxual harassment training? Who was the hot guy who ran it? Real strong shoulders, like cum gutters on the roof, know what I'm sayin'?" (Solar Opposites, S03E09)
• "You can't just willy-nilly invoke Taro Nedgerton." (Solar Opposites, S03E09)
• "Hey! Remember those dicks who turned me into a gummy bear last year?"
  "It was technically a Swedish Fish. I tried to bone you in the gummy butt. It was the second craziest 9/11 of my life." (Solar Opposites, S03E09)
  "Well, they're all locked up! We can be jerks again!" [puts on lacrosse hat] (Solar Opposites, S03E09)
• "I just hope we don't miss out on all the good hot sauce packet quips."
  "I swear if I get 'Here today, gone tamale' again, I'll have to lose faith in the dedication of the T-Bell copywriters." (Solar Opposites, S03E10)
• "Intuition, instinct. You can follow your gut. Humans are famous for it."
  "Oh yeah, like how I always know how a woman's tweet can be better if I explain it to them." (Solar Opposites, S03E10)
• "SodaStreams are stupid. The soda tastes weird, and the carbon dioxide fucks up your teeth." (Solar Opposites, S03E10)

"Now eat my alien ass." (Solar Opposites, S03E10)

• "You're ruining the upholstery with your goobler diarrhea!" (Solar Opposites, S03E10)
• "I am livid! Wait, is that a real word? Well, then I'm fucking livid."
  "Okay now, guys, let's take it easy here. Maybe we just don't know Pupes as well as we thought."
  "And I say it's livid time to find out."
  "Now he's going to use 'livid' wrong for everything." (Solar Opposites, S03E11)
• "He eats an insane number of garlic knots, and his only source of news is Cameos from Finn Wolfhard." (Solar Opposites, S03E11)
• "And to make sure he never comes back, I'm trapping him inside of a crystal paperweight."
  "Yeah, budd—"
  "No!"
  "Now, he can't give you bad ideas, and he'll keep our bills from flying away." (Solar Opposites, S03E11)
• "You better stop being steam this instant or…no more playing Roblox!"
  "Was that steam monster wearing a PewDiePie hoodie?"
  "The Pupa's delinquency must be manifesting as adolescent creatures. Look out! There's one wearing Tech Fleece and listening to Future!" (Solar Opposites, S03E11)
• "My bills! Damn it! I can't remember how much I owe in dues to the WGA North for that whole Ted 3D fiasco!" (Solar Opposites, S03E11)
• "Guys, that Supreme steam monster sounds exactly like us."
  "Holy shit. Were we the Todd Phillips all along?" (Solar Opposites, S03E11)
• </Solar Opposites, S03>

29. Trivial Pursuit (The Rehearsal, S01E01)

Stray Observations

• ♫: Ramin Djawadi – "Bad Guy" (Westworld, S04E03)
• ♫: Ramin Djawadi – "Enter Sandman" (Westworld, S04E03)
• "None of this is real. It's just another level of the game."
  "What game?"
  "The Westworld Massacre." (Westworld, S04E03)
• ♫: Khia – "My Neck, My Back" (P-Valley, S02E06)
• "You always cummin' in that condom. I want that in my mouth." (P-Valley, S02E06)
• "Cliff like…hittin' seven thrice against the wall on a Sat'day night. Like eatin' funnel cake once a year at the fair, like…it's like a eclipse, you know?" (P-Valley, S02E06)
• Derrick removing the battery from Keyshawn's car (P-Valley, S02E06)
• "I give her ass two stacks, she let me eat that pussy."
  "Damn! Wish I'da been offered the option of layin' on my back 'steada gettin' on my knees." (P-Valley, S02E06)
• "I fucks with you."
  "Yeah, I fucks with you too. I'm a hoe, though."
  "Ain't that a coincidence? Cuz…I'm a hoe too." (P-Valley, S02E06)
• "Take off your dress."
  "What else, sir?"
  "Crawl."
  "Crawl?" (P-Valley, S02E06)
• "So, you ever get an "S-titty'?"
  "No, I've never… Well, why do you say it like that? S-T-D."
  "'S-titty.'"
  "I've never gotten an 'S-titty.' Okay? Not once." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E04)
• "Anyway, I gotta get a picture of me in this suit, man. Nothing gets more likes than a dead friend." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E04)
• "I only came here 'cause I thought you guys were friends."
  "I only came here 'cause I thought y'all were friends."
  "Nice to wear a blazer, though." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E04)
• "He was the healthiest. First kid I ever knew who put tomatoes on a cheesesteak." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E04)
• "Those benign neoplasms… They'll get you." (Flatbush Misdemeanors, S02E04)
• "I prayed to the 100 Gecs tree to get a real diagnosis." (Only Murders in the Building, S02E04)
• "Yeah, it was used by, uh, by Post Malone and, uh, Missy Elliott."
  "Yeah, and Del the Funky Homosapien." (Only Murders in the Building, S02E04)
• "You know, when I was a kid, and I was in the bathroom too long, my grammy would knock on the door and say, 'Oliver? Would you like me to come in there and rub some Vaseline on your rectum?'" (Only Murders in the Building, S02E04)
• "Wassup…! Uh, it is a saying from the olden days that I learned on my travels." (What We Do in the Shadows, S04E01)
• "Important literature or colorful shit?" (What We Do in the Shadows, S04E01)
• "Does anyone know if we have any money? Anyone?"
  "Uh…"
  "Cash. Coin. Moola."
  "Gold."
  "Wonga."
  "Rubles."
  "Milk."
  "Lettuce."
  "Bread."
  "Dough."
  "Sweet cream."
  "Stripper tips." (What We Do in the Shadows, S04E01)

(What We Do in the Shadows, S04E02)

• "You crazy? You can't hide in a mosque."
  "Houses of worship are supposed to offer sanctuary."
  "This is a mosque in America." (Ms. Marvel, S01E06)
• "If you're abetting a potential suspect, no one will be on your side, Sheikh."
  "I don't need anyone on my side. 'I'm not even concerned if God is on my side as long as I am on His side. For God is always right.'"
  "I don't have time for Quranic quotes. Excuse me."
  "Actually, that was Abraham Lincoln." (Ms. Marvel, S01E06)

(Ms. Marvel, S01E06)

(Ms. Marvel, S01E06)

• "Kamala, there's something different in your genes. Like…like a mutation." (Ms. Marvel, S01E06)
• </Ms. Marvel, S01>
• ♫: Otis Redding – "You Don't Miss Your Water" (South Park: The Streaming Wars – Part 2)
• "Did he tell you his business plan? Did he show you his deck?!"
  "No."
  "My uncle Larry showed me his dick once." (South Park: The Streaming Wars – Part 2)
• "Can you stop saying 'youth culture' like you're a white man who owns a boat?" (Everything's Trash, S01E01)
• "She buys her underwear by the bag." (Everything's Trash, S01E01)
• "It's Gal 'Guh-dot.'"
  "It's 'Ga-doh'!"
  "She's from Israel, not France." (Everything's Trash, S01E01)
• "I've got a volunteer who can find out the IP address of the person who talked about stuffing your ballot box and slow down their internet. It's gonna be fun watching Gilded Age at half-speed. That'll really burn their toast." (Everything's Trash, S01E01)
• "That couch is the boat shoes of sofas. Y'all gonna be watching Atlanta sitting on Sperrys."
  "First off, I watch Atlanta on the weekends while soaking in my claw-foot tub." (Everything's Trash, S01E02)
• "Girl, you know they just mail guns to white girls." (Everything's Trash, S01E02)
• "Much like my good friend Idris here, my teeth are also extremely white." (Everything's Trash, S01E02)
• "Nathan and Guru is a match made in douchebag heaven, where God is Logan Paul and the chef is Guy Fieri. Or not Guy Fi— I've heard Guy Fieri is nice, so…" (Players, S01E08)
• "Take me to one of your favorite spots in Philly. What's your favorite restaurant in Philly?"
  [Dave and Busters] (Players, S01E08)
• ♫: Lo Fidelity Allstars – "Battle Flag [feat. Pigeonhed]" (Black Bird, S01E03)
• "I'd intended the joke to be self-deprecating about my unpredictable bowel movements, but reflecting on it later, I realized he could have interpreted it as a criticism that his bathroom was under-equipped." (The Rehearsal, S01E01)
• "But this was just laying the groundwork for the main event: The mutual disclosure of personal information in a heated pool." (The Rehearsal, S01E01)
• "No master's degree?"
  "This guy is such a fraud."
  "Who doesn't have a master's degree?" (The Rehearsal, S01E01)
• "Dammit, I always fall for the Talkboy." (Solar Opposites, S03E01)
• "Whoa! I'm like the J. K. Rowling of this pack!"
  "[This episode was written in 2009]" (Solar Opposites, S03E01)
• "Earth is too distracting for us. We can't do our jobs here, not with all the trap queens in need of hyping." (Solar Opposites, S03E01)
• "Malcolm Gladwell. My arms are somewhere aboard his private non-fiction yacht, The Shipping Point." (Solar Opposites, S03E01)
• "In the meantime, do the rest of you want VIP tickets to see our in-cruise show, Malcolm Dragwell? It's drag queens lip syncing to audio recordings of my books." (Solar Opposites, S03E01)
• "My latest bestseller, Thou Who Smelt It, Dealt It, was their idea."
  "You can't force my arms to write their own fart ideas." (Solar Opposites, S03E01)
• "Without Terry's arms, all I'll be able to write is the erotic Luigi's Mansion fanfic that comes to me so naturally." (Solar Opposites, S03E01)
• "Here's a list of the 7,000 most popular American hobbies."
  "Omit any that require a fifth grade education."
  "None of them do. It's an American list." (Solar Opposites, S03E02)
• "I can hardly even fit in my jeans since we learned how easy it is fry shrimp!" (Solar Opposites, S03E02)
• "I have never seen you knit!"
  "Bullshit. I homespun you those Animal Crossing-themed boot socks."
  "Those were from Hot Topic!"
  "We're doing a collab." (Solar Opposites, S03E02)
• Entourage pinball machine + Trainwreck poster (Solar Opposites, S03E02)
• "My town is too bougie for a White Hen."
  "They've got unbeatable deals on individual Kraft singles. Not packaged for retail, but that's not gonna stop the Hen, you know what I'm sayin'?" (Solar Opposites, S03E02)
• "He gave us no choice. We're gonna have to kill him. Okay, boys, turn those body cams off!" (Solar Opposites, S03E02)
• "Grab my hand like they did in True Lies."
  "Why wouldn't you say, 'Like in Cliffhanger'? You know I love that movie."
  "Yeah, but I don't!" (Solar Opposites, S03E02)
• "Everyone! It's a [Mountain Dew] Code Red!" (Solar Opposites, S03E02)
• "We have a couple of Howlin' Ray's rays back on the ship." (Solar Opposites, S03E03)
• "I bet it does all sorts of cool stuff like Chappie!" (Solar Opposites, S03E03)
• "You're going down like a clown with a frown who's about to get shot!" (Solar Opposites, S03E03)
• "I'm in the military video games I play so I can bully humans in their 30s." (Solar Opposites, S03E03)
• Microsoft Zune face tattoo (Solar Opposites, S03E03)
• "Dude, this giant robot was just handing out PS5s over there." (Solar Opposites, S03E03)
• "Did that panel just make, like, a sexy beep?"
  "Yeah, it was weirdly sexy." (Solar Opposites, S03E04)
• "Okay, what is with that sultry beep?"
  "We chose the sexy setting as a joke, but then we couldn't figure out how to change it." (Solar Opposites, S03E04)
• "Okay, this is bad, but we can't give up. Maybe we can talk to some lawyers, or the media. Or I could tweet at AOC, and maybe she'll play Twitch with us." (Solar Opposites, S03E04)
• "Ext. James Earl Jones High School – Day" (Solar Opposites, S03E05)
• "He got all the Real Housewives. No kid has ever been able to do a perfect RHO sequence." (Solar Opposites, S03E05)
• "Don't fucking touch me, Sylvester Stallone." (Solar Opposites, S03E05)
• "Wait, I know what this is. It's Super Mario 64, right?"
  "I don't know boomer shit like that!" (Solar Opposites, S03E05)
• "Quick, Yum, what do you know about jazz? You watched all of Treme."
  "That's just 'cause I love Steve Zahn." (Solar Opposites, S03E05)
• "This is where you yell at us for building a Michael Crichton's Congo LEGO set instead of working on the ship."
  "This is New Korvo. I'm chill A-F. Chill About Fudge. Uh, does this go in the space laser?"
  "That's from Congo the movie. This is based on the book." (Solar Opposites, S03E06)
• "What a waste of time this has been!"
  "You're the one that wanted stories. Get the fuck out of here so I can browse Raya in peace!" (Solar Opposites, S03E06)
• Gone Girl LEGO set (Solar Opposites, S03E06)
• "These Ped Eggs are amazing!" (Solar Opposites, S03E07)
• "Ooh! Let's go take a photo like we're in Charlie's Angels!"
  "Don't mind me, just channeling hard Lucy Liu vibes over here."
  "Wait, we're not doing the Kristen Stewart one?"
  "No! That's two reboots too far." (Solar Opposites, S03E07)
• "That's the sexiest motherfucking Beyblade I've ever seen." (Solar Opposites, S03E07)
• "Don't waste that whole Lakitu cloud on being sour!" (Solar Opposites, S03E07)
• "What's wrong, baby girl? Did someone finally notice you have a Minnesota accent even though you're from outer space?" (Solar Opposites, S03E07)
• "Scholastic Headquarters. Or what's left of it anyway."
  "The school book fair industry is dying because of fucks like you." (Solar Opposites, S03E07)
• "Jesse, where are you? Whoa, you're all that!"
  ♫: Great Value "Kiss Me" (Solar Opposites, S03E07)
• "What's the statute of limitations on being indirectly involved in the shooting of a man's foot?"
  "Bing says seven years, but Facebook is still saying Biden lost the election." (Solar Opposites, S03E07)
• "Obviously we should reward ourselves. But how? I mean, pancakes and oral… Crepes and rimming…"
  "We do crepes and rimming too much. It's, it's not a treat anymore." (Solar Opposites, S03E08)
• "We don't have time for this Skyrim side quest bullshit." (Solar Opposites, S03E08)
• "I'm starting to feel like we might be trapped in a Wicker Man, the movie, not that guy who up-sells us at Pier One Imports."
  "Personally, I think we're trapped in a Midsom-mar."
  "It's pronounced 'midsummer.'"
  "That's just a millennial-dusted Wicker Man remake."
  "Nah, we're in a The Truman Show."
  "It doesn't matter what movie we're trapped in. This town is out to get us. We should get the fuck outta here. Somebody take notes, Jordan Peele's gonna need to hear about this town." (Solar Opposites, S03E08)
• "Wait! We forgot the Pupa! Did we leave him in the lodge?"
  "I'm not sure we brought him at all. Isn't he at home?"
  "Aw geez. We left him in the school betting story!" (Solar Opposites, S03E08)
• "Everyone you care about is going to get pooped out of my ass!" (Solar Opposites, S03E08)
• "You can have a house with all the latest bells and whistles. And plenty of room to run and play."
  "Right. I mostly just read Zootopia porn, so…" (Resident Evil, S01E01)
• "I don't want you fired. I want you blacklisted. I want it so that no tech company ever hires you. Not Apple. Not Google. I want Pornbub to shred your résumé." (Resident Evil, S01E01)