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Tagami Tatsuya has found great success as the CEO of an online manga reading platform – so much that he has become a colossal dick to everyone around him…until a fantastical twist of fate takes that away.
Following the worldwide success of ONE CUT OF THE DEAD, Shinichiro Ueda returns with a goofy, conceptual comedy-drama tackling masculine ego by way of flying penises. [source]
10 years in the making???
Logistics
51420 min (857 hr / 35 days, 17 hours)In 2008, Erika Magnusson and Daniel Andersson asked themselves where modern electronic gadgets come from. They conceived the idea to follow the production cycle of a pedometer in reverse chronological order from end sales back to its origin and manufacture. The project was filmed in real time.
It is the longest film ever made.
Only 24 days long at 1.5x speed.
Wikipedia » List of longest films »
Evolution of a Filipino Family
593 min (9 hr, 53 min)
Directed by: Lav DiazDeath in the Land of Encantos
538 min (8 hr, 58 min)
Directed by: Lav DiazHeremias: Book One – Legend of the Lizard Princess
519 min (8 hr, 39 min)
Directed by: Lav DiazA Lullaby to the Sorrowful Mystery
485 min (8 hr, 5 min)
Directed by: Lav Diaz
I'm surprised that Netflix hasn't signed Lav Diaz to an overall deal. Tu-dum-tss!
15 Hours
900 min (15 hr)
Directed by: Wang BingCrude Oil
840 min (14 hr)
Directed by: Wang BingTie Xi Qu: West of the Tracks
551 min (9 hr, 11 min)
Directed by: Wang BingDead Souls
495 min (8 hr, 15 min)
Directed by: Wang Bing
I'm surprised that iQiyi hasn't signed Wang Bing to an overall deal. ♪ Gong ♪ ♫ Oriental riff ♫
Beijing 2003
9000 min (150 hr / 6 days, 6 hours)A car with a camera drives down every street inside Peking's ring road.
Bordeaux Piece
823 min (13 hr, 43 min)We filmed each shot from 5:30am, just as there is light enough to see, until 10:00pm, just after dusk, when you can no longer see anything. We took exactly the same shot every 10 minutes as the light changed over a single day, 70 shots a day in all. Then I edited all the scenes of the story filmed at 5:30; then those filmed 10 minutes later, and so on. In the final edit, the script is enacted 70 times, identically each time, and each time in a constant light – a light that corresponds to the same time of day, but one that is taken from different days.
The background gradually moves to the forefront and cancels out the story, the opposite of what happens in cinema.
Untitled #125 (Hickory)
7200 min (120 hr / 5 days)While we cannot detect any development or movement when watching, we are made aware that it is from a 6 1/2 minute excerpt from The Wizard of Oz, encompassing the moment from when the tornado hits until Dorothy emerges into technicolor Oz and meets Glenda the Good Witch.
This work extends a moment of transformative transition (Dorothy's journey to Oz) to envelop the entire time of her experience. Just as dreams which realistically occur in flashes of seconds in our brains can seem like hours or days, so Dorothy's hours of unconsciousness take on a five-day journey of transformation in Oz.
24 Hour Psycho
1440 min (24 hr / 1 day)Consists entirely of an appropriation of Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho slowed down to approximately two frames a second, rather than the usual 24. As a result, it lasts for exactly 24 hours, rather than the original 109 minutes.
The Clock
1440 min (24 hr / 1 day)A supercut of scenes from film and television that feature clocks or timepieces. The film itself functions as a clock – its presentation is synchronized with the local time, resulting in the time shown in a scene being the actual time.
My Human Time
1440 min (24 hr / 1 day)A person sits in front of the camera for the whole duration of the film, only talking to tell the time every minute. Recorded in a single take.
24 Hours of Happy
1440 min (24 hr / 1 day)Pharrell Williams' song "Happy" repeated 360 times, with various people dancing around Los Angeles and miming along.
A Lot of Sorrow
369 min (6 hr, 9 min)A concert film in which The National performs its ballad "Sorrow" repeatedly for six hours.
The Cure for Insomnia
7200 min (120 hr / 5 days)Artist L. D. Groban reads his 4,080-page poem A Cure for Insomnia over the course of three-and-a-half days, spliced with occasional clips from heavy metal and pornographic videos.
1.5 days of clips from heavy metal and pornographic videos?
Paint Drying
607 min (10 hr, 7 min)Created as a protest against the prohibitive cost to independent filmmakers that the British Board of Film Classification (B.B.F.C.)'s classification requirement imposes.
The B.B.F.C. charged a flat £101.50 fee per film, plus a £7.09 per minute fee, to watch and classify a film. The more money committed to the project, the longer the submitted film could be. Director Charlie Lyne started a Kickstarter page to raise money to make the film as long as possible.
23. Ant-Man and the Cock (The Boys, S03E01)
Stray Observations
Stray Observations
(The Boys, S03E02)
(P-Valley, S02E01)
Previously on Adam Riff™:
LIL JON WANTS TO DO WHAT? (HGTV)
Premieres Monday, May 2DESCRIPTION:
The rapper and DJ helps skeptical homeowners who feel trapped in a boring home find their design wild side with startlingly unconventional renovation ideas that seem impossible to execute.
EXTRAORDINARY EXTENSIONS (Channel 4)
DESCRIPTION:
Rapper Tinie Tempah guides homeowners as they unleash their inner architect and build beautiful, often radical and "out there" home extensions.
THE VANILLA ICE HOME SHOW (TBA)
DESCRIPTION:
The focus will be on renovating parts of high-end celebrity homes. To speed up the process, the show will complete the project virtually first leveraging the xR Stage and Virtual LED Volume.
HIP HOP MY HOUSE (PARAMOUNT+)
Premieres Tuesday, June 21DESCRIPTION:
Harlem rapper Cam'ron spins hip hop superfan' cribs into larger-than-life tributes to rap icons, past and present.
Idea: Verzuz: Home Edition. Rappers renovate each other's homes.
"'Original Score' – Halo."
Frankenstein's montage.
One job listing in San Francisco offered $8,000 to $12,000 a month with a requirement that the chef is "able to deliver tasty, creative meals free from dairy, wheat, gluten, sugar, and salt."
Another listing for the Silicon Valley suburb of Atherton had a salary range of $104,000 to $170,000, depending on experience, and a long list of requirements, including "spatial awareness" and the "ability to distinguish, with a degree of accuracy, the differences or similarities in intensity and quality of flavors or aromas."
A different family had Porterkhamsy living with them in an $80,000-a-month rental unit and driving their rented Lamborghini.
The family, Porterkhamsy said, was "afraid to drive the vehicle but wanted to go for rides in it. So I spent two days just driving random people around in the Lamborghini."
NDAs be damned, we need a Private Chefs of Silicon Valley reality series.
High Bluff Capital Partners is a private investment firm that specializes in making control-oriented equity investments in iconic consumer-facing companies.
High Bluff Capital acquired Quiznos in June 2018.
High Bluff Capital acquired Taco Del Mar in July 2018.
High Bluff Capital acquired Church's Chicken in September 2021.
22. Arthur's Abortion Dojo (That Damn Michael Che, S02E01)
Stray Observations
Stray Observations
Wayne Brady (That Damn Michael Che, S02E06)
(Stranger Things, S04E02)
Life imitates anime.
Ah yes… Mama Michelina's famous Kung Pao Chicken.
Asian-inspired vegetables?
Look on my Works, ye Mama, and despair!
Dis or Dat: Is it a plant-based meat product or a character from James Cameron's Avatar films?
Be'f
Lo'ak
Me'eat
Mo'at
Saus'ge
Tsu'tey
Turk'y
Va'ru
What if Drunken Master, but with weed?
