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45. Tyler Henry Interview (The Eric Andre Show, S05E03)

Honourable Mention

Stray Observations

  • Onion tearing open his shirt (The Good Lord Bird, S01E05)
  • "'Cause where we're going, the smartest man wins."
    "Florida?" (Fargo, S04E07)
  • "Every country has its own type of criminal. In America, we got the confidence man. Snake oil salesman, grifter. He don't rob you as much as trick you into robbing yourself. See, 'cause in America, people want to believe. They got that dream. And a dreamer, you can fleece." (Fargo, S04E07)
  • "I want that Calamita dead. You hear me?"
    "Already done. He just ain't lying down yet." (Fargo, S04E07)
  • "You want to hit this lava lamp?" (The Eric Andre Show, S05E03)
  • "Bird Pussy Up" (The Eric Andre Show, S05E04)


(The Eric Andre Show, S05E04)

  • "Can you put sprinkles on that?" (The Eric Andre Show, S05E04)
  • Weird Al (The Eric Andre Show, S05E04)
  • We Are Who We Are Season Grade: C
  • Dr. Mandible (The Mandalorian, S02E02)
  • "Stop your cryin'. You'll rust." (The Mandalorian, S02E02)
  • "[FROG LADY SPEAKING FROG]" (The Mandalorian, S02E02)
  • Appa on Kim's Convenience (The Mandalorian, S02E02)
  • "I'm sorry, lady. I don't understand Frog." (The Mandalorian, S02E02)
  • "[THE CHILD SPEAKING GIBBERISH]" (The Mandalorian, S02E02)
  • Michael Bisping (Warrior, S02E06)
  • ♫: Mariachi main title theme (Warrior, S02E06)
  • ♫: Spanish/Mandarin end credits song (Warrior, S02E06)
  • "Come get these nigga lessons." (Saturday Night Live, S46E06)
  • "America, look at Pete Davidson's lips." (Saturday Night Live, S46E06)

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Talking to the artist [Grimes], who now goes by 'c' (a reference to the speed of light).

"OK, wait," she said, after several minutes of theorizing about a post-human space Goebbels spreading fascism beyond the Oort cloud.

She spoke with The New York Times alongside the team behind Endel, an app that says it uses artificial intelligence to generate ever-changing soundscapes to fit different moods.

Grimes contribut[ed] a soothing, ambient soundtrack to the company that Endel calls an "AI Lullaby."

She was inspired to work with Endel because of her search for "a better baby sleeping situation" for her five-month-old son, X Æ A-XII Musk, who she calls 'X.'

"When you have a baby, you're always using white noise machines," she said. "It's much easier to get them to sleep if you train them on some kind of audio situation. And so I was just like, could this be more artistic?"

She used her baby as a sounding board. "The first version, there was too many sort of sharp bells, and it caused tears and just general chaos," she said. As she fussed with the mix, "X would smile more and stuff."

"I was basically personally just referencing ambient music I've heard, and then kind of trying to make it cuter."

Social norms do not dictate X's media diet. "I've watched Apocalypse Now and stuff with my baby," she said. "He's into radical art." [source]

Ahh, to be white and rich.

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44. Fart 'Splosion (The Eric Andre Show, S05E02)

Honourable Mention

  • Scaffolding in cinema (How To with John Wilson, S01E02)

Stray Observations

  • ♫: Taj Mahal – "She Caught the Katy and Left Me a Mule to Ride" (The Good Lord Bird, S01E04)
  • "It's my nanny's natural bobas." (The Eric Andre Show, S05E01)
  • ♫: Ski Mask the Slump God – "Take a Step Back [feat. XXXTENTACION]" (We Are Who We Are, S01E07)
  • "I'm looking for a Mandalorian."
    "Well, we don't get many visitors in these parts. Can you describe him?"
    "Someone who looks like me." (The Mandalorian, S02E01)
  • Anakin's pod racer engine (The Mandalorian, S02E01)
  • Cobb in the middle of the Din/Tusken Raider conversation (The Mandalorian, S02E01)
  • IMAX aspect ratio (The Mandalorian, S02E01)
  • Boba Fett (The Mandalorian, S02E01)
  • "It doesn't make sense because chinks don't make sense. They never will." (Warrior, S02E05)
  • ♫: End credits song (Warrior, S02E05)
  • "Countless action scenes have taken place on or around scaffolding. This includes pretty much every movie that Jackie Chan has ever been in." (How To with John Wilson, S01E02)

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Who is this for?

Musical artists keep chasing the Christmas music bag when Halloween is ripe for the picking.

The go-to song for Halloween is still 58-year-old "Monster Mash." One "All I Want for Christmas" or "The Chanukah Song" and you're set for life.

Tell me you wouldn't at least pre-save a Goo Goo Dolls Halloween album.

Wikipedia » The Raging Wrath of the Easter Bunny Demo »

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Previously on Adam Riff™:

The action-adventure show features the most heroic and iconic vehicles from the DC universe as they defend Gotham City alongside Batman, Robin, Batgirl and other DC heroes.

The action adventure series will portray the secret adventures of [Shaq]'s collection of cars and trucks, with each having unique skills like musical stylings, Shaq Fu and their mastery of the ultra-secret language of Shaqanese and the Shaqtionary.

I'd say that children's entertainment nowadays is creatively bankrupt, but I grew up watching Police Academy: The Animated Series and Hammerman.

At least build around a celebrity who is known for his car collection, like John Cena.

Mario Karts animated series when?

Meanwhile, on Prime Video:

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43. R.I.P. Quibi 2020-2020 (50 States of Fright, S01E02)

For posterity.

Honourable Mention

Stray Observations

  • "Grief. That's my wealth. My first wife, we were so in love. When I dug her grave, it was raining. I'd already buried nine of our children. Can you imagine that much grief? I'm a rich man. " (The Good Lord Bird, S01E03)
  • "Howdy, Fred."
    "You address me as Fred?"
    "Mr. Fred."
    "Do you know that you are not talking to a pork chop, but rather a fairly considerable and incorrigible piece of the American Negro diaspora?" (The Good Lord Bird, S01E03)
  • "Would you like to sit with me on this love seat while I further explain to you the plight of our people?" (The Good Lord Bird, S01E02)
  • ♫: The Redemption Harmonizers – "Amazing Grace" (The Good Lord Bird, S01E03)
  • "You bound me from magic."
    "Not just you. Every white person in the world. […] Magic is ours now." (Lovecraft Country, S01E10)
  • "'He who has felt the deepest grief is best able to experience supreme happiness.'" (Lovecraft Country, S01E10)
  • Cyborg Dee (Lovecraft Country, S01E10)
  • Lovecraft Country Season Grade: C
  • "Can I get a 'mm-hmm'?" (Fargo, S04E05)
  • "Neck-deep in liquor and syphilis." (Fargo, S04E05)
  • "You know why America loves a crime story? Because America is a crime story. But here's the rub: When we hear a crime story, who do we root for? Not the poor sap that got taken. The victim, no. We root for the taker. The guy with the gat. See, this country loves a man who takes what he wants. Unless… Unless that man looks like you. Capisce? See, Johnny Society looks at me, they see a fella that's using crime to get ahead. But you? All they see is crime. And that's why you're gonna lose. 'Cause I can take all the money and pussy I want and still run for president. But you? It's always gonna be the rope." (Fargo, S04E05)
  • "I like cake." (Fargo, S04E05)
  • "Your life or hers. One of 'em's getting ruined." (Fargo, S04E05)
  • "masticating savory vittles" (Fargo, S04E05)
  • "Give some indication you understand the English language." (Fargo, S04E05)
  • Draped in an octopus (The Third Day, S01E06)
  • The Third Day Season Grade: C
  • "What is SACRARIO?"
    "One of the biggest Clubs 27 on Earth. There's about 50,000 dead men in there." (We Are Who We Are, S01E06)
  • Election night 2016 (We Are Who We Are, S01E06)
  • "If you're so damn American, maybe you should ask your people why they keep fucking you over to hire us. Maybe it's you that doesn't belong here." (Warrior, S02E04)
  • "When you're ready, come and fine me. I'll be the chink in the fancy fucking suit." (Warrior, S02E04)
  • "You could pose the same question in two, uh, different environments and receive wildly different answers. You could ask a question to a philosopher…"
    —"Do you think mankind is gonna make a comeback?"
    "But that same question, uh, might get a much different answer at WrestleMania."
    —"Do you think Mankind is gonna make a comeback?" (How To with John Wilson, S01E01)
  • "What do you, uh, what do you do?"
    "Uh, I catch child predators. If you wanna look me up, it's Mr. 17540 on Facebook. That's what I do in my spare time."
    "You catch child predators?" (How To with John Wilson, S01E01)
  • Kyle MacLachlan unsuccessfully swiping a MetroCard (How To with John Wilson, S01E01)

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Dying at "topped with a thick layer of chopped salad." The only instance of that phrase in the history of the English language?

Enjoy with a can of

Honest Thief

Vegan alert:
Tom hates the "health cookies" that his girlfriend makes.

I stumbled upon a Letterboxd user who includes "vegan alerts" and "vegan points" in her reviews:

Shithouse

Vegan alert:
Something horrific happens to an animal.

Vegan points:
Writing a letter to a turtle.

The Forty-Year-Old Version

Vegan alert:
-Reference to ribs
-Agent said he likes silken robes

Vegan points:
-Soy milk is used as a plot device. It signified gentrification, but it didn't go into detail about the dangers of dairy and why someone might want to choose a non-dairy option (allergies, concern about animal abuse, etc.).
-The rap that references salami and bacon talks about the meats in a negative way.

Ingrid Goes West

Vegan alert:
-Ingrid wears a double egg shirt
-Butter and egg pics on Insta
-Ingrid lets a dog eat Cheetos

The Glorias

Vegan alert:
-Dad (Timothy Hutton) offers Gloria another egg roll
-Sign for corned beef at the diner where Gloria orders hot fudge sundae

A Paris Education

Vegan alert:
-Talking about how crocodiles look mean at the nature preserve

Scare Me

Vegan alert:
-Cheese on pizza

The Human Voice

Vegan alert:
-Axes have a leather cover
-Tilda Swinton tells the dog to shut up

Lost Girls and Love Hotels

Vegan alert:
Margaret (Alexandra Daddario) asks if they're going to eat screaming baby or bacon.

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During a trip to the Warner Bros. studio, NBA Superstar LeBron James and his son accidently get trapped within a world that contains all of Warner Bros.' stories and characters, under the control of a malfunctioning, all-powerful force named Al G (played by Don Cheadle).

With the help of Bugs Bunny, LeBron must navigate through a never-before-imagined world filled with iconic movie scenes and characters as they re-assemble the Looney Tunes to rescue his lost son.

Now to get back home, LeBron and the Tunes have to unravel Al G's mysterious plan and win an epic basketball game against digital gamified super-versions of the NBA and WNBA's biggest stars as the entire world watches.

So…Warner Bros.' Ready Player One × Warner Bros.' Stay Tuned.

Rory: Warner Bros.' Kingdom Hearts.

LeBron should show up in the Snyder Cut with no explanation, and then in Space Jam 2, you see how/why he showed up.

LeBron stands in for Green Lantern?

The Stay Tuned adaptation should be a Netflix series with Roy and Helen trapped in Netflix.