I like to imagine Hollywood Reporter writers prepping these post-mortems like obituaries.
Press B to lay to rest
Described as a "grappling-with-love-and-destiny romance advance" game, THE KING OF FIGHTERS for GIRLS places players in the role of a young woman who ends up living and working at a fighter training facility in Shibuya after losing her previous job and home, allowing her to pursue potential relationships with some 15 fighters, including two original characters created specifically for the game. [source]
Mortal Kombat for Girls.
Dead or Alive for Lesbians.
For Girls vs. vs. Capcom.
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
24. Al Pastor (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E02)
Honourable Mention
- This clip from the Fox show Beat Shazam is the bleakest thing on television (Beat Shazam, S03E04)
Stray Observations
- "This is my first furlough earned through 900 hours of prison rodeo clowning, which is, you know, tough on the bod. But I have researched multiple franchising opportunities, and LensCrafters, can I say, is just number one. So I used my first furlough to come here today and to get to know you here a little, as I hope to be applying for a franchise soon. And though I am a convicted felon, soon I'll be released, and my only conviction then will be to get customers into frames that allow them to see better and also fit their unique style and personality." (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E02)
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"Are you allowed to do that?"
"I'm a Texas Ranger."
"Your name's Walker." (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E02) - ♫: Roxette – "The Look" (Pose, S02E01)
- "Oh, honey, you're gonna have to sleep in the gift wrap room because your room is full of tarps." (Baskets, S04E01)
- "I don't want your salves on my face." (Baskets, S04E01)
- "Charles Boingo." (Los Espookys, S01E01)
Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Homecoming
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: The Other Two
A New Lobster
Maybe irreversible climate change is for the best.
Toy Story 5: A tablet replaces all of the toys. The end.
Apple Time, Apple Time
Netflix programming sure loves referencing Netflix.
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
23. Imperial March (Tucker Carlson Tonight, 06-05-19)
Stray Observations
- "I am bathed in the blood of the lamb, you spic." (Perpetual Grace, LTD, S01E01)
- Chernobyl Season Grade: B
- Warrior Season Grade: C
- "I fucked a polar bear and still couldn't get you out of my mind." (Black Mirror, S05E01)
- ♫: "Head Like a Hole"?
- Black Mirror Season Grade: D
Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Homecoming
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: The Other Two
This Week in Rock Music
Board Man Gets Paid
Look at this fucking cast:
"And Shawn Michaels."
Simon Rex also appears in Superhero Movie – which was written and directed by the showrunner of Chernobyl.
I'm surprised they couldn't get actual Nic Cage.
This is Nintendo's final decision.
Look at this fucking cover letter I received:
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
22. High School Bruisical (Cobra Kai, S02E10)
Stray Observations
- Killing Eve Season Grade: D
- Fosse/Verdon Season Grade: C
- "I won't have my semen stolen again!" (What We Do in the Shadows, S01E10)
- "You are a goader, Guillermo is a goader… You saw an opportunity to goad and what did you do? You goaded it." (What We Do in the Shadows, S01E10)
- What We Do in the Shadows Season Grade: C
- Cloak and Dagger Season Grade: F
- "But you're sure you're looking for Chinaman, right, Bill? Sometime white people kill white people, no?" (Warrior, S01E09)
- "Sorry, but whoever had a miscarriage, could you take it to the kitchen, please?" (Fleabag, S02E06)
- "I think you know how to love better than any of us. That's why you find it all so painful." (Fleabag, S02E06)
- "Love isn't something that weak people do. Being a romantic takes a hell of a lot of hope. I think what they mean is, when you find somebody that you love, it feels like hope." (Fleabag, S02E06)
- Fleabag Season Grade: C
Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: Homecoming
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: The Other Two
Looking forward:
FX went from airing nothing in Q1 to programming five nights a week.