15. Haven's Gate (Shark Tank, S10E18) Honourable Mention Bray Wyatt, Children's Puppeteer OF DOOM (WWE Raw, 04-08-19) Sam's fecal marathon (Better Things, S03E07) Stray Observations "Gene Cousineau Is Twelve Angry Men." (Barry, S02E02) "Dan fucked you?" "Mm-hmm." "What, were you wearing a full-length mirror?" (Veep,…

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14. Ronda Rousey, Becky Lynch, and Charlotte Flair are arrested (WWE Raw, 04-01-19) Stray Observations "You can't just walk out. This isn't a Terrence Malick movie." (Veep, S07E01) "I, uh, just had to get away from Blue Is the Most Annoying Color." (Veep, S07E01) "I…

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13. CrazySexyCool (Fresh Off the Boat, S05E20) Honourable Mention Eliot × The Pretenders (The Magicians, S04E10) Stray Observations Katt Williams (Black-ish, S05E16) Miracle Workers Season Grade: D "Look who's up: Trump and Aunt Lydia." (The Magicians, S04E10) "Last night, there were all these people down…

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12. Split (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S06E11) Stray Observations Killian (You're the Worst, S05E11) "I've never felt this way about anyone. Not even Dave Navarro." (You're the Worst, S05E11) ♫: Birdlegs and Pauline – "Mist of a Dream" (You're the Worst, S05E11) Rice conversation (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S06E11)…

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11. Guy Fawkes Panel (Kraft Punk's Political Party) The panelist in the red hat is my friend's brother. Stray Observations ♫: Brockhampton – "San Marcos" (Shameless, S09E14) Shameless Season Grade: C Crashing Season Grade: C "This is when it pays to have a little dick."…

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10. First Kiss (PEN15, S01E08) Honourable Mention Thong Struts (PEN15, S01E05) Killing Paul F. Tompkins (You're the Worst, S05E09) Stray Observations "No more 'thon." (Jon Glaser Loves Gear, S02E09) ♫: Peter Oren – "Pictures from Spain" (You're the Worst, S05E09) "I'd be jealous too if…

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9. The Ceremony (You're the Worst, S05E08) Stray Observations "I was doing real good without no head-shitting birds in here." (True Detective, S03E08) ♫: Jon Batiste – "Saint James Infirmary Blues" (True Detective, S03E08) True Detective Season Grade: C "A good drunk is fun. A…

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8. Killing Bill Maher (Miracle Workers, S01E02) Context: Steve Buscemi is God. Stray Observations Bumping tucks (Jon Glaser Loves Gear, S02E07) "I just don't get it is all." "There's nothing to get, Tim. I'm pretending that I have a vagina. It's very simple. What is…

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7. Trash Talk (Pen15, S01E01) Stray Observations "These kids are up to no good. They are making way too much noise, okay?" "Noise? That's Tyler, the Creator." (Shameless, S09E10) (Jon Glaser Loves Gear, S02E06) "Guys, I appreciate your help, but I can't do this. I've…

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6. Boxed Waffle Mix Drama (Top Chef: Kentucky, S16E10) Stray Observations "We've all peed in things we regret." (The Magicians, S04E03) "Hank, bring me…a Charbonnay." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S06E05) "I also deleted photos of you from Halloween as Terri Schiavo." "Okay, I went as Terri Schiavo…

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