Pope Benedict XVI's strong defense of Catholic orthodoxy earned him a variety of sobriquets including: "The Enforcer," "The Panzer Cardinal" and "God's Rottweiler." "God's Rottweiler." Ar ar ar! I'm taking over the Vatican, motherfuckers! This here is now "The God Pound" and we're gonna be…
Date Archives April 2005
Hello world!
We hope our re-design looks better than what Cena did to the WWE title belt. The plate encrusted with the WWE logo actually spins. Thanks to Chad, Matt, Eric and particularly Mr. Cardigan for letting us blatantly steal the background of his website.
Boys cooling on windowsills
Now Push Pops are spring loaded! So your Push Pop pops UP, pops UP, pops UP all by itself! Yes, let's further encourage sloth in American children. What's next? Pre-peeled string cheese? Every job industry should hold a yearly draft like professional sports organizations do….
Hippie-ky-yay
Where do I begin?
I am no longer English grey
This is what happens when you're unemployed: It's a shame that all the red shit is in Phantom Menace. Maybe I'll make a sequel? Related: The Fantastic FX-Men
You've just been Batdadded
It seems like all white males raised in the Midwest love the band O.A.R. Addendum to my "Unstable" update yesterday: After the Ultimate Warrior made a comment about how homosexuals are nowhere near on the same level as heterosexuals, which elicited an "oh my god"…
No one can hear you scream
[sigh] Apparently, Fox will open Revenge of the Sith at the Arclight instead of the Chinese. The fuckin' Arclight. The Cinerama Dome is a quality venue, but the Arclight's reserved seating policy undercuts the Star Wars line experience and will make it very difficult for…
Quickie
O.J. Simpson, Michael Jackson, P. Diddy, Magic Johnson… Were Rodney King, Suge Knight and Kobe Bryant too busy to attend Johnnie Cochran's funeral?
Scouting Report
My past film festival selections have mostly disappointed when I finally screened them, but hey, it's not my fault. Once again using only program synopses as criteria, here are a few films that I'm interested in seeing: Tribeca Film Festival (April 19 – May 1)…