Has a radio DJ in Boston ever bribed someone to legally change his or her surname to "McNugget"? What about bribing someone to legally adopt the name "Fish McDippers" (a fish stick item on the menu at a McDonald's I patronized in Japan)? "Seamus McNugget….
Date Archives August 2005
Rejected Theme Version of Monopoly #4
Instead of houses, players buy attics for Anne Frank to hide in. — token
Like sharpened knives through Chicken McNuggets
Irony? Who at ESPN thought it would be a good idea to end Pardon the Interruption in the middle of SportsCenter? If you want to retain viewers, extend PTI a coupla minutes into SportsCenter or vice versa. Fortunately, the satellite portion is mostly filler. I…
I'm shaking! I'm shaking!
Chow Yun-Fat will play notorious pirate captain Sao Feng in the second sequel to Pirates of the Caribbean. Pirates 2 and 3 are currently shooting back-to-back. come back to LA and be a pirate they need asian men who are willing to shave their heads…
Alternative Notion
Each year, Southern California radio behemoth KROQ holds a themed music festival (dubbed "Inland Invasion") in the oft-maligned Inland Empire. In 2002, the theme was "25 Years of Punk." THE SEX PISTOLS, The Offspring, Social Distortion, Bad Religion, Blink 182, Pennywise, X, The Buzzcocks, New…
Grey Skies Turn Blue
Remarkably good-humored to the end. I messaged him on Monday, not realizing that when he said he was "really sick," he wasn't kidding. [sigh] Rest in peace.
Meth Lab For Cutie
Mark Cuban: Today, there are what seem to be thousands and thousands of bloggers who spend most of their time writing about what other bloggers blog. The blogosphere (God, I hate that term) has seemingly become the equivalent of flipping through cable news channels when…
Nothing good ever came out of Wanker County
I'm-a go out on a limb and say that Kathy Griffin probably didn't ask her plastic surgeon to make her look like Peg Bundy.
Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding
Not all Americans support PETA, but Americans generally condemn those who deliberately harm or kill pet animals, particularly cats and dogs. So now then. If — instead of Islamic militants — puppies flew airplanes into both towers of the World Trade Center, would America declare…