Sex-With-Corpse Scheme Busted

This month, Nathan Jones can be seen in not one, but two martial arts films. In The Protector, in theatres Friday, he plays an enforcer whom Tony Jaa needs elephant bones to eliminate. In Fearless, in theatres a fortnight from Friday, he plays a condescending…

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Why is muscular dystrophy the only affliction with its own annual telethon? What makes it more important than, say, AIDS? There's no cure for AIDS either… Where's the Robert Goulet Columbus Day AIDS Telethon? That Jerry Lewis' Labor Day MDA Telethon is still on the…

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How was your weekend? Do anything interesting? I bailed my 54-year-old father out of jail. I also figured out how to use my mobile's camera. Why did the Santa Clara County District Attorney send three police cars to arrest my father? Because he was the…

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Front page of The Australian's web site: 1. You can't make a headline like that up. 2. The most famous Australian? Really? 3. That he startled the stingray only increases the perverse hilarity of the story. 4. With this amount of coverage, you'd think he…

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The best parts of MTV Video Music Awards shows are the nominee video packages. The magazine motif for the "best rap video" package this year was brilliant. The formula/equation motif for "best pop video" was inspired too. I wish Resfest would screen them all together…

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