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Date Archives November 2007
Say you want her genitals and your genitals to high-five!
Mount Airy? Einstein Hospital? Sure this happened in Philadelphia and not, say, a Pokémon game? Yup.
I hate America.
HIS WHOLE SCHTICK IS BASED AROUND SINGING THROUGH A VOICE BOX, PEOPLE!!!
The white hot cream of an eighth grade boy
During a skit on Mind of Mencia, Mencia stated that millions of Chinese drink their own urine for health reasons. This was accompanied by a poster that said "Got pee?" [source] At Whole Foods today, I saw a man wearing a shirt that read "Got…
Testing, Testing, 1-2-3
I finalized the track listing for my band's first album. The Blond Jews — Web-rip 128kbps (NUKED) 1. Simple Universal Leader 2. Every Good Boy Does Fine 3. Malcolm-Jamal Awesome 4. A String Quartet Tribute to Joseph Haydn 5. The Severe Beating of Adam Sandler…
Forward Progress
Nip/Tuck episode 503 re-cap: — actress diarrheates in hot tub, fellates lover for understanding — nymphet in private school uniform requests hymenoplasty, seduces surgeon with offers of fellatio and anal sex — lesbian fellates ex-wife of man who fantasizes about fucking her teenage daughter doggy-style…
Mr. A. Knife
At lunch on Tuesday, I watched a CNN news anchor discuss with a rabbi whether a prayer vigil organized by the governor of Georgia could end the state's drought. [pause] I expended all 20 of my lives trying to surf a stingray in Mario Galaxy…
The official font of shitty comedies
Also: Same studio, same movie formula.
No Laughing Matter
On Thursday, NBC will air the final new episode of The Office until the writer's strike ends. Bet NBC regrets commissioning those four hour-long episodes. Losing The Office wouldn't distress me as much if Curb Your Enthusiasm, South Park and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia…