heart. has slowly dried up. afterward, i couldn't concentrate on… on… on the office or 30… [sigh] i would be a happier, healthier person if i never attended college.
Date Archives February 2009
Ice Cubes Neil Young Toothpaste
Jay-Z was enraged when he heard that Brown allegedly beat up Rihanna, the R&B star whom [he] discovered and mentored. "He hit the roof," a source close to him told Us Weekly. "Chris is a walking dead man. He messed with the wrong crew." [source]…
Seven Stop Hold Restart
In April 2005, Alomar was suffering from erectile dysfunction and confided "he was raped by two Mexican men after playing a ballgame in a Southwestern state when he was 17." Around the same time he developed a yeast infection. Days later, Alomar's skin had turned…
Black History Month
August 20, 2008:
Consolers of the Ronery
Adam Robot crawled out of his hole to send me a link to this photo: I spent the following hour lollering at photos of elephant men. Some enterprising photographer should re-create "The Persistence of Memory" with elephant men in place of the clocks. ABC has…
Modern Life Is Rubbish
» So the Jonas Brothers, Stevie Wonder and a vocoder walk into a bar… » Friday's episode of Friday Night Lights placed fourth in its time slot, behind a Flashpoint rerun, Supernanny and America's Most Wanted. » On Saturday, I caught the movie Antitrust on…
Charmless Man
I dined with my nephew Max and his family on Saturday. "I've never eaten at this restaurant. [pause] Are those shark fins encased in glass?" Dinner was an extravagant taste of the sea giant clams, shark fin soup, abalone, lobster, shrimp flavoured chips… I…
Blister in the Sun
Previously on Adam Riff: Aaron produced a student film in style of Jackass. Every Friday, another chapter. the first in a trilogy of "burninations" that escalate in severity "Is that not good enough?"