Previously on Adam Riff: Aaron produced a student film in style of Jackass. Every Friday, another chapter. If you missed any of the previous videos, catch up. I intended to post this episode as a Valentine's Day special but encountered technical difficulties last week, so……
Date Archives February 2009
Can I pay my rent in fun?
Woof. Woof. Now watch UCLA lose to Washington State on Saturday. While buying tickets for Watchmen, I discovered that a number of cinemas in my area scheduled midnight screenings of Madea Goes to Jail. I was tempted to attend one just to see what kind…
Live Together, Home Alone
Ben: What's the matter? Jack: I have a terrible feeling. Ben: About what? Jack: That we didn't do something. Ben: You feel that way because we left in a hurry. We took care of everything. Believe me, we did. Jack: Did I turn off the…
Glass Sandwich
I don't normally discuss games involving my beloved Bruins in advance because it just courts ridicule in the event of a loss, but I want to beat UW tonight so. badly. I'll leave it at that. Oof. How do you hold a team to 38…
Kamikaze Chivalry
I heard Doug Gottlieb on the radio scoffing at Alex Rodriguez for blaming his steroid use on being young and stupid. Doug Gottlieb should scoff, but Doug Gottlieb was also kicked out of Notre Dame for stealing a roommate's credit card and charging $900 to…
Clocked In Punched Out
given: segment AD bisects segment BC segment BC bisects segment AD prove: ΔABM and ΔDCM are congruent 1. segment AD bisects segment BC 1. given 2. segment AM ≅ segment DM 2. when a segment is bisected, the two resulting segments are congruent 3. segment…
Depth Charge
THIS IS AN ACTUAL PAINTING MICHAEL JACKSON COMMISSIONED. FREE ASSOCIATION: Is Global obligated to show NBC's watermark? CBS doesn't show CTV's watermark during Flashpoint… Idea: The Human Alien Project. I haven't worked out the logistics, but sequester a newborn baby boy so that he grows…
Everything Must Go
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about half the time i'm either super out of the loop on shit – or i'm missing a lot of stuff lately Alright. Today, I'm-a test out footnotes in the comments. I miss rebuses and Classic Concentration….