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Date Archives March 2009
Papa Boner
Oof. Poker in HD is why people hate America. I did not know that Women's Tournament bracket pools existed. Heh. The winner of ESPN's Men's Tournament pool receives more money than the winner of the Women's pool. Disney is negotiating to take an equity stake…
With God on our side
I will resist a gorilla comparison. Bud Light's "_____ bad, drinkability good" ads ape Southwest's "wanna get away?" ads, and CBS has been airing them back-to-back. UConn's uniforms are hideous. They look like a conservative designed them. Rick Pacino Bill Hader on rejected Saturday Night…
You dig the tunnel, I'll hide the soil
As a service to select tortured readers, I set up a non-annoying RSS feed which will filter out all future AWT videos and college basketball-related posts. Okay then… SARASOTA COUNTY, FL Sarasota County Deputies have arrested a woman who videotaped herself having sex with…
The Haunting in Connecticut
Previously on Adam Riff: • Banana Blow Job • BB Gun Wake Up Every Friday, another chapter of Aaron's film. If you missed any, catch up. Today: one of my favourites.
Wordplay
Greg Paulus, you will be missed. Should GM continue contributing to collegiate scholarship funds? Chevrolet's scholarship program burns $2000 per college basketball game, and $128,000 on the NCAA DI tournament alone. Add another $1000 for the Pontiac game-changing performance of the tournament. Every time I…
Some trendy new atrocity
CatchCon is a one-day Deadliest Catch fan experience in the Seattle area on Saturday, April 25th. Get a behind-the-scenes look, autograph sessions and much, much more. [source] How much more can you do with Alaskan crab fishermen? I tried registering for the event, but it's…
The Nouveauviets
Previously on Adam Riff: I feel like we've pushed bacon as far as it can go. Enough already. What's left? The meme reaches its logical conclusion. (as seen at the inaugural BaconCamp in San Francisco this past weekend) Stuff white people like: Bacon camps. If…
Undeclared
I splashed water on my face and looked in the mirror. You'll be 27 soon, Jon. 27 and complacent. With a quiet life in suburbia and an unchallenging job. 27 and complacent with being complacent. Ambitious but aimless. Interested in everything, passionate about nothing. "Where…