Here's a quick and easy test to tell whether or not you're white 1. Open your media player of choice. 2. Play an uptempo song in 4/4. 3. Clap. If you naturally clap on the 1 and 3, you're white; the 2 and 4, not…

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A 23-year-old UK student has created a cellphone app that scans DVD barcodes and automatically starts a BitTorrent download of the movie onto your home computer. [source] Pfff! Idea: Eyes Dice (Deyes?) snake eyes red eyes slant eyes dead eyes the terminator a pervert (or…

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His "Jack, wait" was probably to tell [Jack] that his date for the evening was about to arrive. [source] Isn't he a fugitive?

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I just realized that my mobile has been powered off since December. I never carry my phone with me. I am so fucked in the event of an emergency. Film idea: A long-suffering [insert sports team] fan learns that he's terminally ill. a. The fan…

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Meh. Forget it. • The Untold Story of the World's Biggest Diamond Heist • Detroit's Horrible, Beautiful Decline • Tetris HD • Best Futurama porn blog • The Ten Types of Music No Man Should Own – by Mary-Louise Parker

[insert vinyl "wax on, wax off" joke] Deadspin: "I'm not sure exactly how the whole Tyler Hansbrough-as-a-Muppet phenomenon got started…" [ahem] 15 Mar 06: North Carolina forward Tyler Hansbrough and Beaker — separated at birth. If you're skeptical, why would I lie about starting this…

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"Can I smell yo dick?" I intended to lead with a Nickelodeon Fists' Choice Awards photoshop but couldn't justify the time and effort for a Chris Brown/Rihanna joke. I want to buy this shirt but it's $25. I haven't spent more than $3 on a…

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