Date Archives June 2009
Fear and Loathing in La Cervecería
Oh gawd… [freezes up] 11, 12, 13, 14… [lungs tighten] What do I do? Mingle, idiot! You know most everyone… Yes, but… Sub-groups! I… I can't do this. [sigh] Then don't kill their buzz. Well, I can't just disappear… See that chair beside the jukebox?…
Long Night's Journey Into Day
Jon's getting married!
stuck on repeat
a few months back, jon posted HIS take on a popular song. it has been stuck in my head almost incessantly since i read it. so i have a little gift for him : i used to when i edited myself in about 30 minutes….
Dress Rehearsal
previously "Does the TSA prohibit Scotchgard?" "Scotchgard?" "In case it rains at the wedding. I don't want to pack an umbrella…" "I called the hotel. The woman on the phone said that she would submit my early check-in request, but guaranteed nothing, which I assume…
Come All You Weary
Rich, what do we have for Michael? A CHURCH WATERPARK!!!!!
Douchebag Circle Jerk
"Are you attending a wedding or prep school?" "Too informal? Max wore a polo shirt and khaki shorts to Eddie's wedding…" "Max was two years old! You're not" [pause] "Have you been to a white people wedding before?" "Of course. I have a large family….
I hope he's not allergic to paralysis
I saw an ad for this new show "Dance Your Ass Off". Let me get this straight…it's a bunch of fat people dancing like idiots? INSTANT TIVO. [source] I discovered that I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant is now a series on Discovery Health. The…
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