Some customer bought this from us and returned it almost two hours later. He didn't even get through the whole four hours. [source] #OMGWTFDVD
Date Archives April 2010
Chemistry must be respected
Donna Karan is scheduled to host an after-party. What to wear? "New York chic," someone said. Ugh. Mingling, "New York chic"… The things you do for friends. I hope a polo shirt and khakis will suffice.
Weekend Nachos
Kick-Ass » My problem with Kick-Ass is Kick-Ass himself. He's…not interesting. His story is more or less a teenage phase on film, whereas Big Daddy and Hit Girl have purpose. They want revenge; he wants a girl. They're Jack Bauer; he's Kim. » The Spirit…
Stationery of Horror
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Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
13. Red Eye #clipoftheweek • Hey Guys!!! Can you make it all the way through this video? • me attempting to help my dad with a "half screen" on his web browser
Microwaved Garbage
An OMGWTFDVD round-up. Fraternity Massacre at Hell Island "A maniacal clown reaps personal revenge on unsuspecting frat boys. Pledge Jack Jones must quickly formulate a plan to stop the clown, save his brothers, and find the courage to come out of the closet before the…
Woolly Imbibe
Chris Rock's Best Movies – oxymoron? According to Rotten Tomatoes' Tomatometer: 10. Bee Movie 9. Lethal Weapon 4 8. Osmosis Jones 7. Madagascar 6. CB4 5. Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 4. Dogma 3. New Jack City 2. Nurse Betty 1. Good Hair Richard Pryor's best…
Laff on Fat Boy
KFC's Double Down sandwich is just an Atkins grilled cheese. You can also order it with grilled chicken filets, which somehow sounds grosser. An open-face Double Down is basically a diner entrée. Remove the bacon, change the sauce, and it's Chicken Parmesan. Idea: Hawaiian BBQ…
Disseminated
Jord is filming the stand-up portion of his Comedy Central special on April 29 in Los Angeles, and he needs audience members. Support him so he can someday be in a position to give me a job in the entertainment industry. RSVP here.
Now I don't care what the temperature is
In the year 2010: 1. HughesNet ads continue to explain the advantages of high-speed Internet over dial-up. "Download files in seconds! Check e-mail instantly!" 2. One third of American homes (93 million) still do not have high-speed Internet access. 19 percent of nonadopters called the…