How It Should've Ended.

How is your job search going? It isn't. I stopped looking. Why? Because I don't know what I'm doing. I want off the office bitch track, but being an office bitch is my best immediate employment option, but employers are passing on me because I…

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The rumoured itinerary for The Amazing Race 17: Gloucester, MA England Ghana Sweden _____ Russia Oman Bangladesh Hong Kong South Korea Los Angeles, CA Intriguing. The Amazing Race hasn't visited Africa since season twelve and South Korea since season four. That one Korea leg is…

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Was told that the place we get vegan take out from was closed because of Summer Solstice. People in other cities don't have these problems. [source] I saw this at Whole Foods: [pause] Only $7.50 a bag!

Stuff No One Told Me

Mastodon composed the score for Jonah Hex? Black Eyed Peas recorded a theme song for Knight and Day? Transformers 2 already explored the same plot [as Toy Story 3] to greater thrill and opulence. [source] Armond White should teach a graduate program in trolling. Toy…

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Captain Serious and Miley Cyrus at the MuchMusic Video Awards

I can't tell if this is real or if Amanda Bynes is just fucking with us.

"Who is Manute Bol?" "Who is Ron Artest?" "Who is John Wooden?" I wish Twitter Search provided a total number of results, like Google.