starring ryan seacrest as "trollface" and andy garcia as ron artest's psychiatrist "too rough?" idea: kareem photobombs adam morrison has 12 teams and lebron has 10! vuvuzela! • THE SEC ON UNIVISION. A MAN CAN DREAM.
Date Archives June 2010
Gettin' high on your own supply
Jonah Hex's runtime between credits is 72 minutes, 13 minutes shorter than an episode of The Biggest Loser. With credits, it's still 5 minutes shorter. Jonah Hex cost $80 million. That's $1 million a minute. The Karate Kid cost half as much as Jonah Hex…
Five Questions
1. Where do you see yourself in five questions? 2. Which would you rather watch with your parents: A video of you having sex or a video of them having sex? 3. You see two job postings on Craigslist. One is looking for a "rock…
E3 2010
Ubisoft presents a laser tag game • Babysitting Mama, a game in which a Wiimote is stuffed into the back of a baby plush
A defective work ethic
What hath James Cameron wrought? Evidently unfazed that Meet Dave bombed, 20th Century Fox greenlit a film adaptation of Gulliver's (Lilliputian) Travels starring Jack Black – in "eye-popping 3D," of course. If I never hear "eye-popping 3D" or "SEO" again… Short Film Idea: In the…
Weekend Nachos
"Conscience off, dick on, and everything's gonna be alright." – Mr. Han Er… Entertainment Weekly: Who would have thought The Karate Kid would be the summer box office savior? Who thought it wouldn't be? Jaden Smith + Jackie Chan + kung fu + Justin Bieber…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
20. America's Got Talent "Our dream is to have a headline show on the Vegas strip." #clipoftheweek
Kickball
Channel 893: Cantonese Evening News "Blahblahblahblahblah Scott Hartnell blahblahblahblahblah Patrick Kane…" I arrived at a temp agency for an interview, totally not expecting to be tested on Excel, PowerPoint and Word. I haven't used PowerPoint in four years, and I've never used Excel. I scored…