Filmography 2010
Date Archives December 2010
The Ever Passing Moment
"Schoolgirl outfits." "Zeppelins." "Dragons." "Robots." "A giant demonic samurai with a machine gun." It looks like self-parody. What film is this trailer for? Oh. An upward shot of a forest canopy. New Terrence Malick. Malick's pitch to Fox: "The Assassination of Sean Penn by His…
instant virgin detector
• hover hand: instant virgin detector
Slowly going the way of the buffalo
The Christian Nation, CHRIST-mas Tree (Display all year around) It is a form of cultural ignorance to believe that at some point or other, we were more in charge and that our government was somehow more transparent in the past. Societies declining into obsolescence understandably…
Heirman's Head
—James looks like a photobomb. —Is he wearing sweatpants?!
Adam Riff™ Clips of the Week
49. Fringe the corpse ballerina 50. Misfits [pause] Honourable mentions: » Border Crossings (The Vice Guide to Everything, S01E02) » Ruxin and Rafi (The League, S02E13) » Conan Gets Animated! (Conan, 12-09-10) #clipoftheweek • The Top 10 Rules For Top 10 Lists
Four Loko Dinner
The menu includes: Moroccan lamb "sausage and peppers" with Adsum's Loko Yoko cocktail; BBQ Picnic featuring Loko pearls and pickled watermelon rind, paired with Lemonade Loko; vanilla pain perdu with Loko slushy and gelée, served with Watermelon Loko; and Loko pate de fruit, with Fruit…
Junk Bond Trader
"Jon, I'm releasing you at 1:45 PM tomorrow." "Why?" "We're having our holiday party and…" "Right." —"No temps allowed." —Kids-tabled! Ouch. —Normally, I'd be thrilled to leave work early, but I'm not salaried and was counting on 40 hours of pay. Come Christmas Eve, I'll…
Fight For Your Right Revisited
The Adam Yauch-directed “Fight For Your Right Revisited" stars Seth Rogen, Elijah Wood, Danny McBride, Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly, and Jack Black in a quasi-sequel to the Beastie Boys' seminal 1986 video, with Rogen, Wood, and McBride starring as Mike D, Ad-Rock, and MCA,…
No war, no guns, no corps, just life
The United States of Autocomplete