Marc Summers: When we tested physical challenges, all of our inside jokes became sexual. Everything became a dick joke. "If you do this, the fountain will erupt," y'know? It got ridiculously filthy. We never said "penis," "vagina," or "cum," or anything in front of the…
Date Archives October 2015
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
41. Guns (Saturday Night Live, S41E02) Stray Observations This Is England '90 Season Grade: B- "I'll bet you don't even like nip slips!" (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S03E02) "Once again Scully's butt is the downfall of this precinct." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S03E01) "I can learn to love nip…
In the same old haunts I still find my friends
// VANCOUVER, BRITISH COLUMBIA Had me a swell birthday in my favourite place on Earth. Ate a Nanaimo bar for breakfast, ran the 9 km portion of the seawall around Stanley Park, saw a grey whale in English Bay while running, ate dinner at the…
Fantasy Has Come 2 Seatown
While waiting to board my flight to Seattle, a husky dude sat down beside me and pulled out his mobile. I looked over and… Is he using Grindr? Yes, yes he is. Also my flight to Seattle was a husky ginger wearing a Macklemore shirt….
Humour me before I have to go
Today is my 33rd birthday. Jon: Oh gawd… What is this? Rory: Open it.
God is still speaking
It was deduced by fans online that a new Star Wars character's name is actually a Beastie Boys reference. Ello Asty, an X-Wing pilot from The Force Awakens, is a tip of the hat to the Beasties' 1999 release Hello Nasty. [source] Guy With No…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
40. End of the Road (Fresh Off the Boat, S02E02) Honourable Mention The Last Supper (The Is England '90, S01E03) [shot in two takes, the first of which was half an hour long] Salt Lake City Sneaker Fetishist (True Life: My Fetish Is Ruining My…
Eater's Digest: Washington, D.C.
Previously on Adam Riff™: Steady Diet of Nothing (Mar 2013) I am not permanent (Jun 2013) I didn't chronicle my last trip to D.C. (Jan 2014). Just know that the frites at Granville Moore's are compulsively edible. August 2015 the partisan / thomas foolery /…
Pancake Breakfast
Front-loading washers terrify me during spin cycles. They sound like they're out of control. C-I-R-G-I-N seems like how a white female pop star or a Psychopathic Records artist might spell "surgeon," but I've never seen it spelled that way. "iHeartRadio" is the cool dad-iest of…