Huh. No "donuts" or "Mexican." Unique New York. At Taste Guizhou, the House Special Is Moonshine-Spiked Fried Rice
Date Archives May 2016
Thirsty Thursday, I'll drink away my demons
Adam Robot and I recorded a 2016 summer film draft for our podcast, which is now on Google Play Music, and… Jon: Oof. This is dire radio. We needed more people. Jon: I'm-a re-purpose it for Adam Riff™. On May 1, Adam Robot and I…
Tear gas Tuesday, I think I found Jesus
Jon: Does this band know that its name is misspelled? Rory: It's a stylistic choice? Jon: To look like idiots? For Google to show results for "The Millennium" instead? Rory: Maybe The Millennium with two Ns was taken. Jon: According to Wikipedia, The Millennium with…
Live-Thog: Captain America: Civil War
» Who the heck wants to see a film about a drilling rig explosion/oil spill? » This is unreadable. » Wow, they filmed in Nigeria? [Update: Nope. It's actually Atlanta.] » Why did Scarlet Witch direct Crossbones into the building instead of into open air?…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
19. Still Life (NBA on TNT, 05-04-16) Honourable Mention 2Pac singing "Shake It Off" (Saturday Night Live, S41E19) Stray Observations (Game of Thrones, S06E02) "How do you know this?" "That's what I do. I drink and I know things." (Game of Thrones, S06E02) "I feel…
Breathe out so I can breathe you in
In Super Mario Bros. 2, you dig paths through sand. The sand, however, just disappears, when it should be displaced. Rory: Did you never finish the game? It was all a dream. Idea: A three-dimensional Mario game in which Mario can enter any character's mind….
Shirts and Skins
From a documentary on body modification enthusiasts: And yet, a blue dick is not the oddest tattooed dick that I have come upon. This dude tattooed stars and stripes on his dick head. Why isn't "my parents are embarrassing" a television programme? MTV's True Life…
Pinball or submission
Not a joke.
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
18. Boys in the hoods (United Shades of America, S01E01) Honourable Mention "You saved us!" (Mr. Pickles, S02E02) Jamal Lyon and Fantastic Negrito Perform "Lost In A Crowd" (Empire, S02E15) Fingers crossed (Black-ish, S02E21) Timothy Olyphant's Masterclass On Stage Vs. Screen Acting (Conan, 04-27-16) Clueless…