– Apparently Rivers Cuomo co-wrote a song with Aly & AJ. For some reason, I feel like this will be the best song he's written since the Green Album. – When watching Aaron's video eating the brownie out of the toilet, all I could think…
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Everything in its right place.
From a friend: So Barack Obama is at the pearly gates, he approaches St. Peter and St. Peter does not recognize him. "I'm Barack Obama, surely you recognize me?" "I'm sorry, my son, I do not, why would I know you?" "Because I was the…
I think my spam is getting smarter.
I mean, please?
Then the stars don't even matter
» I saw a guy remove his glasses before eating. Very odd… Ben says he eats without his glasses on too. He also has split hooves and doesn't chew his cud. What? No I don't. I wear my glasses. I'm not some sort of animal…
Did you know?
Did you know for the last two years or so that Jon doesn't want the results from important UCLA basketball games? Instead, he just gets results from me via text message! I enjoy this. I actually do – about a year ago during March Madness…
Superawesome is more like it.
Yay red-band trailers.