– Apparently Rivers Cuomo co-wrote a song with Aly & AJ. For some reason, I feel like this will be the best song he's written since the Green Album. – When watching Aaron's video eating the brownie out of the toilet, all I could think…

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From a friend: So Barack Obama is at the pearly gates, he approaches St. Peter and St. Peter does not recognize him. "I'm Barack Obama, surely you recognize me?" "I'm sorry, my son, I do not, why would I know you?" "Because I was the…

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I mean, please?

From a message board I post on: Person 1: My cousin died recently and although I acknowledge the loss, I feel more sadness for his 2 1/2 year old son who lived 3 days with no other supervision other than his dad's rotting corpse. Holy…

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There's a lot of gloating I could do around here. There is. I don't remember Len Bias (I was 6) but I do remember Reggie Lewis. I do remember that I pretty much wrote "RL 35" on all my school books, on my shoes, and…

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» I saw a guy remove his glasses before eating. Very odd… Ben says he eats without his glasses on too. He also has split hooves and doesn't chew his cud. What? No I don't. I wear my glasses. I'm not some sort of animal…

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Did you know for the last two years or so that Jon doesn't want the results from important UCLA basketball games? Instead, he just gets results from me via text message! I enjoy this. I actually do – about a year ago during March Madness…

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… I don't want to get off on a rant here, but … Okay. Really, Congress? Really? That's how you're playing this? Really? I mean, it wasn't enough that Clemens is so unbelievably obviously lying, and that McNamee (however much of a scumbag he is)…

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Yay red-band trailers.