Fuck, Marry, Kill: Are Virtual Influencers the Real Deal? As human-like CGI characters gain popularity across the globe, in the U.S. multiple Bored Apes musical groups and other virtual influencers are taking off [pause] "I'm useless, but not for long / The future is coming…
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Poland
I thought the offensive Halloween costume of the year would be "monkeypox victim," but then Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story happened. Offensive pumpkin of the year: knucklehead. Everything you can imagine now has a seasonal pumpkin variant. Pumpkin manifest destiny. Who is buying all this…
Death Con 3
Gangs Of London | Series 2 | Red Band Trailer 18+
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
41. Obi-Wan Kenobi Audition (Welcome to Wrexham, S01E14) Honourable Mention Mexican Week (The Great British Bake Off, S13E04) Werewolf Transformation (Werewolf by Night, 07 Oct 22) Stray Observations Shoot-out set to Taxi theme (Rick and Morty, S06E05) "What the hell was that?" "Reuseable Sailor Moon…
A crooked spine, my senses dulled
Welp, today is my 40th birthday. My first midlife crisis: Celebrating it with a pimple on my face.
Ho You Fat
1. I don't believe that Shaq actually enjoys any of the performers at his event. 2. Wish the timing was better for Try Guy Ned to appear and complete the infidelity gauntlet. Las Vegas contains multitudes. Ontario school board defends teacher's right to wear massive…
Baking Onions
Shout-out to this man:
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
40. Muslim Role Play (Ramy, S03E06) Honourable Mention Snoop Dogg's hilariously wrong answers (Celebrity Wheel of Fortune, S03E01) Stray Observations David Tennant's son masturbating naked in a window (House of the Dragon, S01E06) "I took the liberty of beginning without you, Your Grace. It seemed…
You Mexicans
When a Spirit Halloween store opens in a deserted strip mall, three middle school friends who think they've outgrown trick or treating make a dare to spend the night locked inside the store Halloween night. But they soon find out that the store is haunted…
Thatcher's Techbase
Guns III? Oh, it's Young Guns III! I understand that Emilio and Lou are not young anymore, but the adjective is kinda critical to appeal to nostalgia, particularly since "guns" is such a generic noun. Boosie can drop "Lil" and still be recognized; Lil B…