// Las Vegas, NV Naruto-themed ramen with Flamin' Hot Cheetos crumble. A rotten Castor Troy Cake = Peter Loew Cake. Saw this as a billboard: Symbolizing Philadelphia as a global tourism destination, the Benjamin Franklin Parkway is lined with flags of countries from around the…
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Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
29. Trivial Pursuit (The Rehearsal, S01E01) Stray Observations ♫: Ramin Djawadi – "Bad Guy" (Westworld, S04E03) ♫: Ramin Djawadi – "Enter Sandman" (Westworld, S04E03) "None of this is real. It's just another level of the game." "What game?" "The Westworld Massacre." (Westworld, S04E03) ♫: Khia…
You think I'm two-faced, I can name 23
[watching trailers before Thor: Love and Thunder] "From the best-selling author of Wonder" "Comes the next chapter" —Teen Wonder? "Of the Wonder story" —Well, the first film grossed over $300 million… —Wait, Wonder 2 is about Wonder's bully? —No, it's about Wonder's bully's grandmother?! —Being…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
28. Bird and Bunnies (Only Murders in the Building, S02E03) Stray Observations Joseline (P-Valley, S02E05) ♫: O.T. Genasis – "CoCo" (P-Valley, S02E05) "Be careful of becoming a man's Barbie doll. He'll always find another one to buy." (P-Valley, S02E05) (P-Valley, S02E05) "You might just need…
Pho at the Coffee Shop
[checks work e-mail while on holiday] [pause] "You may also like: Section 8."
Gotta wolverine bootyhole
[browsing 626 Night Market vendors] Is that a whole, deep-fried squid on a stick? Dueling whole, deep-fried squid on a stick booths! A whole, deep-fried squid on a stick eating contest.
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
27. Maximum Male Models (WWE Friday Night SmackDown, 1 Jul 2022) Stray Observations ♫: Future – "Mask Off" (P-Valley, S02E04) ♫: Al Kapone – "Whoop That Trick" (P-Valley, S02E04) "Niggahs ain't shit" ringtone (P-Valley, S02E04) "Expressway's backed up worse than a bіtch on Percocets." (P-Valley,…
Those who dare to be different lead us into tomorrow
If it's fake, then someone sure seized their day creating this graphic.
I'll jack in to your squirrel if that's what it takes
CELEBRITY FAMILY FEUD (ABC) Returns Sunday, July 10 7/10/22 (Su.) Abbott Elementary vs. Hacks Kal Penn vs. Erika Christensen 7/17/22 (Su.) Salt-N-Pepa vs. The Proud Family Bel-Air vs. Saved by the Bell 7/24/22 (Su.) High School Musical: The Musical: The Series vs. Never Have I…
A cake from the past that never leaves you alone
I struggle with reconciling my friends' happiness being parents with my belief that having children nowadays is inhumane. "What future do they foresee?" I wonder. Then I remember that their children are all white and male.