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marinading, fermenting, and stewing
Previously on Adam Riff™: Apropos of nothing, I re-scored Westworld's opening credits with The Weeknd's "Starboy" Apropos of nothing, I re-scored The Wire's opening credits with Ed Sheeran's "Shape of You" Apropos of nothing, I re-scored The Leftovers' opening credits with Katy Perry's "Chained to…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
41. Building a Better Butt Plug (The Premise, S01E05) Honourable Mention Butt plug pitch (The Premise, S01E05) Best Buy (What We Do in the Shadows, S02E07) Hard Seltzer (Saturday Night Live, S47E02) Stray Observations "But the thing is, you don't ever play the dope game…
Atlanta 2
Previously on Adam Riff™: Atlanta The penalty for tug of war should be a bomb shot.
Primitive Root Wiener
Today is my 39th birthday. While contemplating whether to post about it, I realized that I totally forgot about Adam Riff™'s 21st anniversary last month. And last year, I totally forgot about Adam Riff™'s fuckin' 20th anniversary. Shit, when was the last time I acknowledged…
gg that was me
Wikipedia » Jon Miller (American sportscaster) » Personal life » Miller was involved in a seven-year marriage with Roberta Creeron in the 1970s, which produced two daughters. In 1986, he re-united with his childhood babysitter, Janine Allen, who had also married and divorced and had…
Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week
40. Scrabble of my eye (Only Murders in the Building, S01E07) Stray Observations "If you ever raise your fist at me again, I'll treat you like a nigga on the street." (BMF, S01E01) "She like the E.F. Hutton of crack." (BMF, S01E01) "Did you draw…
To imagine hell is privilege
RFDS is an Australian drama television series which centres around the lives of workers for the Royal Flying Doctor Service of Australia. Skymed follow the triumphs, heartbreaks and tribulations of budding nurses and pilots flying air ambulances in remote Northern Canada. Dueling Commonwealth flying medical…
Lotion Squelches
[browsing IMDb] iGilbert Gilbert Gonzalez (Adrian Martinez), feels isolated from the world. He is 39, a virgin, obese and lives with his sarcastic, overprotective mother, who owns the Manhattan brownstone. Fearful of life and people, yet starving for human connection, Gilbert takes photos of women…