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10. First Kiss (PEN15, S01E08)

Honourable Mention

  • Thong Struts (PEN15, S01E05)
  • Killing Paul F. Tompkins (You're the Worst, S05E09)

Stray Observations

  • "No more 'thon." (Jon Glaser Loves Gear, S02E09)
  • ♫: Peter Oren – "Pictures from Spain" (You're the Worst, S05E09)
  • "I'd be jealous too if someone was better than me at everything their whole life."
    "Oh, no."
    "Not everything. I have more allergies than you."
    "Not the best brag."
    "I have so many allergies, I just found out I'm allergic to chia seeds."
    "But apparently effective."
    "I'm allergic to chia and acai berries!"
    "Yeah? My throat gets scratchy when I eat stone fruit!"
    […]
    "What, afraid to use your forearms?"
    "Pretty good. You're not using enough elbooooow!"
    "Guys, those aren't the parts people feature when they dance." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S06E09)
  • "Oh! Here comes Selleck's groin." (Fresh Off the Boat, S05E17)
  • "I'm the former cha-cha king of Taipei." (Fresh Off the Boat, S05E17)
  • "Why is your grandpa saying 'clit'?" (PEN15, S01E03)
  • PEN15 Season Grade: B

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// Las Vegas, NV

The PIT maneuver, or Pursuit Intervention Technique, is a pursuit tactic by which a pursuing car can force a fleeing car to abruptly turn sideways, causing the driver to lose control and stop. Other names include pit block, pit stop, and blocking.

Choose to ride in the police car performing a pit maneuver or drive the getaway car and get spun out. [source]

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[browsing SXSW's 2019 short film line-up]

Incel

Sam is a reclusive, anti-social young man who has been absorbed into a toxic web forum.

Nah.

It's Not Custard

The darkly comic story of Louise, a teenager suffering the dual blows of unrelenting acne and continual bullying.

She wishes to quiet those who bother her and is presented with such an opportunity when she awakes to find her acne gone.

This magical gift has a bizarre consequence that grants her the most delicious of revenges.


Does she feed them pus? It's Scott Tenorman?

Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

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9. The Ceremony (You're the Worst, S05E08)

Stray Observations

  • "I was doing real good without no head-shitting birds in here." (True Detective, S03E08)
  • ♫: Jon Batiste – "Saint James Infirmary Blues" (True Detective, S03E08)
  • True Detective Season Grade: C
  • "A good drunk is fun. A bad drunk wants to have a fight. A good drunk lives in the present. A bad drunk is thinking about yesterday. It's all about gas and the brakes. Bottoms up. How you feel?"
    "Great."
    "Wanna do another one?"
    "Yeah."
    "No! You feel good, right? So take a break, driver eight. Take your foot off the gas for a couple of seconds. Coast." (Shameless, S09E12)
  • "And just like that, the tone of the evening turned sexual." (Jon Glaser Loves Gear, S02E08)
  • Batista's blue nose ring (WWE Raw, 02-22-19)
  • "DeRay Mckesson. [pause] DeRay Mckesson… And that's a black person you should know?" (Black-ish, S05E14)
  • Vernon drowning his sorrow with Crème de Menthe (You're the Worst, S05E08)
  • "You can never watch too much DuckTales." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S06E08)
  • "This is the most dangerous man in America: 5'8" hunched over, 93 pounds, with grey hair and blue-grey skin." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S06E08)
  • "Now it's a Christian dating website. Now it's Chicago Med. Now Chicago Fire. Now Chicago P.D." (The Other Two, S01E06)

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Previously on Adam Riff™:

TLC's DR. PIMPLE POPPER, featuring Instagram and YouTube's popular dermatologist Dr. Sandra Lee, will premiere on Wednesday, July 11.

Lee is tasked with removing life-altering growths from her patients' skin so they can try to reclaim their lives.

March 5:

A&E Network is set to premiere THE TOE BRO, a docuseries following YouTube sensation Jonathan Tomines, a foot specialist who treats a range of shocking foot problems.

Each episode follows four patients on a mission to fix their hidden and painful secret who look to the Toe Bro for help.

We're doing this now, eh?

Did you know that Robert Irvine has his own magazine?

"Is" should be capitalized.

Adam Riff™ Clip of the Week

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8. Killing Bill Maher (Miracle Workers, S01E02)

Context: Steve Buscemi is God.

Stray Observations

  • Bumping tucks (Jon Glaser Loves Gear, S02E07)
  • "I just don't get it is all."
    "There's nothing to get, Tim. I'm pretending that I have a vagina. It's very simple. What is even the big deal about it?"
    "Tim, what is it about tucking that makes you so uncomfortable?"
    "I'm a lifter."
    "What the hell is a lifter?"
    "It's a person who likes to lift their penis and scrotum…up."
    "Okay, and then what?"
    "Nothing. Just lift."
    "Hold on. So you're a lifter, but you have something against tucking? There's at least a concept behind tucking. You're not even doing anything. You're just lifting and that's it?"
    "I don't know, man! It feels good!"
    "So what if it feels good?! So does mine!" (Jon Glaser Loves Gear, S02E07)
  • Bumping regulars (Jon Glaser Loves Gear, S02E07)
  • "You don't have to turn everything into a Thomas Cruise film."
    "Why not? Movies are super fun. Meanwhile, real life is very boring. That's why no one watches documentaries."
    "Tell that to the man sitting next to me at last Saturday afternoon's screening of Ryuichi Sakamoto: Coda." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S06E07)
  • "That's your drumroll?"
    "When a tempo isn't specified, any reasonable person would default to lento." (Brooklyn Nine-Nine, S06E07)
  • "ChaseDreams is now taking photos for the next 20."
    "Oh, don't forget to use the hashtag 'DreamDance.'"
    "I thought it was #Chom. That's what my surge protector says." (The Other Two, S01E05)

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