Huh. No "donuts" or "Mexican."
Unique New York.
is gonna build a mountain
Huh. No "donuts" or "Mexican."
Unique New York.
Adam Robot and I recorded a 2016 summer film draft for our podcast, which is now on Google Play Music, and…
Jon: Oof. This is dire radio. We needed more people.
Jon: I'm-a re-purpose it for Adam Riff™.
On May 1, Adam Robot and I each drafted 10 films set for release between May 1 and August 31. Whoever's slate earns the most money domestically by Labour Day wins. I won a pre-draft game of rock-paper-scissors to select Captain America: Civil War first, after which we alternated selections.
Let's check the board:
Jon
1. Captain America: Civil War – $206,192,138
2. Finding Dory
3. Suicide Squad
4. Independence Day: Resurgence
5. Star Trek Beyond
6. Jason Bourne
7. Now You See Me 2
8. The Purge: Election Year
9. The Conjuring 2
10. The Secret Life of Pets
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$206,192,138
Adam Robot
1. The BFG
2. Alice Through the Looking Glass
3. X-Men: Apocalypse
4. Ghostbusters
5. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows
6. Warcraft
7. Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising
8. Pete's Dragon
9. Central Intelligence
10. Ice Age: Collision Course
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$0
[rubs hands] Methinks the ref will have to stop this fight.
That Adam Robot selected The BFG with his first pick flabbergasted me. Finding Dory just fell into my lap.
He says everyone he knows is stoked for The BFG. I say James and the Giant Peach, Matilda, and Fantastic Mr. Fox all did not recoup their budgets domestically — fool's Roald.
I'll update after Memorial Day weekend, when Adam Robot's second and third picks go head-to-head.
Jon: Does this band know that its name is misspelled?
Rory: It's a stylistic choice?
Jon: To look like idiots? For Google to show results for "The Millennium" instead?
Rory: Maybe The Millennium with two Ns was taken.
Jon: According to Wikipedia, The Millennium with two Ns was a band, that released only one album, in 1968. I'm pretty sure The Millenium with one N could've been The Millennium with two Ns without any confusion.
Rory: Maybe they liked the name "The Millennium," but couldn't trademark it, like why Sci Fi became Syfy.
» Who the heck wants to see a film about a drilling rig explosion/oil spill?
» This is unreadable.
» Wow, they filmed in Nigeria? [Update: Nope. It's actually Atlanta.]
» Why did Scarlet Witch direct Crossbones into the building instead of into open air?
» Holy de-aging. Why not Harrison Ford as young Han Solo?
» Community Easter egg.
» How did this black woman know that Tony Stark would exit her way?
» Chadwick Boseman's African accent is…not good.
» I don't buy the blast radius of that news van bomb.
» Dear Beloved Friend,
I am T'Challa son to late King T'Chaka of Wakanda who was murdered during a recent bombing in Vienna in May 2016, before the incident, my late Father came to Cotonou Benin republic with the sum of USD4, 200,000.00 (US$4.2M) which he deposited in a Bank here in Cotonou Benin Republic West Africa for safe keeping.
I am here seeking for an avenue to transfer the fund to you in only you're reliable and trustworthy person to Investment the fund.
» Scarlet Witch tasted the paprikash and then put the spoon back in the pot. Unsanitary!
» Aunt May is Benjamin Button.
» The actor playing Spider-Man reminds me of Anton Yelchin.
» Scarlet Witch's change of heart to leave with Hawkeye…
» I'm still not sure what, exactly, Scarlet Witch's powers are.
» This airport sure evacuated quickly. Absolutely no one stuck around?
"Look, kid, there's a lot going on here that you don't understand."
"Stark said you'd say that."
» Peter Parker is too smart to be blindly following someone. And what are Ant-Man's motivations?
» Where is Nick Fury during all of this?
» Paul Rudd in supermax is an odd sight.
» A Mark Fuhrman reference. It truly is the year of O.J. Simpson.
» Did the bad guy go to all that trouble just to obtain a videotape? Because he could've just sent video of Bucky killing Stark's parents to Stark. The end result would've been the same. Iron Man seeks revenge, Captain America defends his friend.
» Don Cheadle was only available for two days, evidently.
19. Still Life (NBA on TNT, 05-04-16)
Honourable Mention
Stray Observations
(Game of Thrones, S06E02)
(Archer, S07E06)
Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: The People v. O.J. Simpson
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Baskets
In Super Mario Bros. 2, you dig paths through sand.
The sand, however, just disappears, when it should be displaced.
Rory: Did you never finish the game? It was all a dream.
Idea: A three-dimensional Mario game in which Mario can enter any character's mind. The worlds in the game are characters' minds. Super Mario Inception. A modest home world is, in fact, a labyrinthine nesting doll of worlds to explore. It's an open world as concentric circles.
If you knock out a character before entering his or her mind, you can explore a dream version of said character's mind. A Magikoopa might trigger a nightmare version of a character's mind while you are exploring it.
From a documentary on body modification enthusiasts:
And yet, a blue dick is not the oddest tattooed dick that I have come upon. This dude tattooed stars and stripes on his dick head.
Why isn't "my parents are embarrassing" a television programme? MTV's True Life has done some embarrassing parents episodes, but it should be a standalone series.
18. Boys in the hoods (United Shades of America, S01E01)
Honourable Mention
Stray Observations
(Silicon Valley, S03E01)
Still the AR™TV World Drama Champion: The People v. O.J. Simpson
Still the AR™TV World Comedy Champion: Baskets